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Bizzy Coy

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Bizzy Coy writes short humor for McSweeney’s, The New Yorker, Splitsider, and The Higgs Weldon. Please improve her website analytics by visiting www.bizzycoy.com.

September 27, 2019

Sexistential Quandaries

by Bizzy Coy
August 20, 2018

How to Talk About Your Screenplay in Any Social Situation

by Bizzy Coy and David Baker
October 18, 2017

Surely Nothing Could Go Wrong On This Leaf-Peeping Date

by Bizzy Coy
July 6, 2017

Call for Submissions to the Lascaux Artist Colony

by Bizzy Coy
February 3, 2017

What Space-Time is the Super Bowl?

by Bizzy Coy
November 23, 2016

Timely Thanksgiving Tablescapes

by Bizzy Coy
June 30, 2016

I’m Taking Sorry Out of My Vocabulary

by Bizzy Coy
April 12, 2016

Please Come to My Shitty Jewelry/ISIS Recruitment Party!

by Bizzy Coy

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