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August 13, 2018Major English Poets, Evaluated By Whether or Not They Fucked
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August 7, 2018An Open Letter to the Owner of the Car With the “LOUDER THAN YOUR MOM WAS LAST NIGHT” License Plate Frame Parked at the Portland International Airport
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June 29, 2018The 30-Day Sex Challenge for Parents
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June 13, 2018Your Conception, as Described By Famous White Male Writers
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May 24, 2018Famous Works of Literature That Also Describe the Night I Lost My Virginity
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May 24, 2018An Introduction to The Pick-Up Artist’s Way
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May 16, 2018I’ve Decided This Sex Cult Just Isn’t a Good Fit
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April 11, 2018Sex Tips from a Woman in a Cialis Commercial
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March 26, 2018Rest Easy, America
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March 26, 2018Things I’ve Said to My Husband During Sex or to My Teenage Daughter While Teaching Her to Drive?
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