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life-goals

June 3, 2019

Congratulations! Your Vision Board From 10 Years Ago Is About to Manifest!

by Amamah Sardar
November 18, 2014

Persons Who Reached the Limits of Their Human Potential Five Minutes Ago

by Kevin Lee
June 14, 2013

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Aiming

by Teddy Wayne
May 12, 1999

Top Ten Most Censored Press Release of 1998. No. 4

by McSweeney’s Editors

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April 30, 2020

The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later

by Madeleine Trebenski
June 26, 2020

A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking

by Juliana Gray
June 24, 2020

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-759

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
June 30, 2020

Would-You-Rathers for Parents During Quarantine

by Sally Miller and Julie Vick

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July 7, 2020

My Toddler Emails a Complaint to Customer Service

by Shannon J. Curtin
July 7, 2020

An Open Letter to Straight Couples Who Have Been Quarantining Together After Only Dating For a Few Weeks From a Lesbian Who’s Been There Before

by sophie santos
July 7, 2020

This Has Been Happening Forever, But Never So Close to Me

by Amaya Ibañez-Brown
July 7, 2020

I Do Not Choose to Write My 902-Page Fantasy Ninja Thriller — I Am Compelled To

by Drew James

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