If you shoot for the stars, you’ll hit the roof; do not do that, since we just repaired the roof and it was a four-month ordeal. Instead, shoot for the roof, and you’ll end up hitting the first floor. We sublet that to another tenant, so it’s fine. Seriously, we’re trying to get rid of them but they won’t leave, so hitting their floor would be doing us a huge favor.
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