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mayors

October 1, 2015

As Your Mayor, I Promise I’m Going to Find a Way Out of This Well

by Lucas Gardner
December 1, 2010

I’m the Foursquare Mayor of This Goddamn Safeway

by Erin Glaser

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June 13, 2019

Every NIMBY’s Speech At a Public Hearing

by Chas Gillespie
June 11, 2019

Monologue: I’m an Adorable Romper, and I’m About to Make Your Life a Living Hell

by Kim Windyka
June 7, 2019

My Three-Month-Old’s Guide to Sleep Training Your Parents

by C.L. Mah
February 10, 2015

List: What a Straight Man’s Favorite Musical Says About Him

by Mara Wilson

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June 25, 2019

List: How to Practice Best Practices: A Guide for Faculty

by Lou Ann Lang
June 25, 2019

Monologue: I Am the Quarter-Zip Merino Wool Sweater Here to Tell You, the Fleece Sweater Vest, to Step Off

by Tom Russell
June 25, 2019

Reviews of New Food: Ben & Jerry’s Cold Brew Caramel Latte Ice Cream

by Lia Lewine
June 24, 2019

Your Best Friend Kelly Has Been an Ad For Our Tortilla Chips This Whole Time

by Karly Brooks