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July 15, 2002The Latest in Fake Meat Products
November 26, 2001Descriptions of Omaha Beef Steaks That Are Meant to Be Enticing
April 26, 2001Seven Selling Points for Sizzling Steak
April 12, 2001Remember in Passenger 57 When Elizabeth Hurley Says “How Would You Like Your Steak, Sir?” and He Says “Bloody!” and Then They Start Shooting People? OK. Five Other Ways He Could Have Liked His Steak, With the Concomitant Killing Methodologies
January 23, 2001Eleven Lunchmeats I Have Invented