1. “Rare!” — Victims beaten to death with Italian Renaissance painting.

2. “Medium!” — Psychic’s revelations of future all too real. Anguish and despair force victims to jump off plane.

3. “Pink!” — Victims tortured by repeat playings of “There You Go.”

4. “Raw!” — Victims berated by Eddie Murphy (in walk-on role) for being gay. To death.

5. “Cut into small pieces and fed to me!” — Yes.