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All posts tagged
murder
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October 31, 2022If Elected, I Promise to Murder You
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October 5, 2021Things My Dog Says That Make Me Regret Training Him to Talk with Buttons
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March 10, 2021Help, I Live in a Quiet English Village Where Nothing Ever Happens!
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June 1, 2020How to Use the Past Exonerative Tense to Uphold White Supremacy
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May 15, 2020I Like My Cops Like I Like My Surgeons: Cautious, and Not Looking to Kill Me
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March 11, 2020A Smoothie Recipe Written By a Cop In a Small Town That Just Had Its First Murder in 50 Years
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February 18, 2020I’m the Coroner In the Game of Clue, and My Job Is a Lot Harder Than You’d Think
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November 20, 2018The World Is a Very Dangerous Place!
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October 17, 2018Everything You Need to Know About Your Public Library’s New Murder Dome
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June 22, 2018Sorry, But Your Loved One’s Murder Wasn’t Quite Interesting Enough to Be Solved By Our Podcast
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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January 16, 2025A Pre-Game Pep Talk by a College Football Coach Who Recently Audited a Class on Nietzschean Thought