• Internet Tendency
  • The Store
  • Books Division
  • Quarterly Concern
  • The Believer
  • Donate
McSweeney’s
Internet Tendency
Daily humor almost every day since 1998.
Daily humor almost every day since 1998.
The Believer has returned

Subscribe today to climb aboard this unstoppable train of a literary journal.

All posts tagged

murder

  • October 31, 2022
    If Elected, I Promise to Murder You
    by Mike Langley
  • October 5, 2021
    Things My Dog Says That Make Me Regret Training Him to Talk with Buttons
    by Amy Collier and Rohita Kadambi
  • March 10, 2021
    Help, I Live in a Quiet English Village Where Nothing Ever Happens!
    by Sarah Totton
  • June 1, 2020
    How to Use the Past Exonerative Tense to Uphold White Supremacy
    by Devorah Blachor
  • May 15, 2020
    I Like My Cops Like I Like My Surgeons: Cautious, and Not Looking to Kill Me
    by Pardis Parker
  • March 11, 2020
    A Smoothie Recipe Written By a Cop In a Small Town That Just Had Its First Murder in 50 Years
    by Maeve Dunigan
  • February 18, 2020
    I’m the Coroner In the Game of Clue, and My Job Is a Lot Harder Than You’d Think
    by Juliana Gray
  • November 20, 2018
    The World Is a Very Dangerous Place!
    by Donald J. Trump
  • October 17, 2018
    Everything You Need to Know About Your Public Library’s New Murder Dome
    by Danny Zillmer
  • June 22, 2018
    Sorry, But Your Loved One’s Murder Wasn’t Quite Interesting Enough to Be Solved By Our Podcast
    by Jacob Rosenberg
1 2 3 ⇨
Trending 🔥
  1. September 22, 2023
    It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
    by Colin Nissan
  2. September 15, 2023
    Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
    by Kathryn Baecht
  3. September 22, 2023
    Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns
    by Talia Argondezzi
  4. September 18, 2023
    Who Made This Hummus?
    by Colin Nissan
Recently
  • September 28, 2023
    A Template for Right-Wingers Upset with Taylor Swift
    by Devorah Blachor
  • September 28, 2023
    Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with Reagan’s Ghost
    by Maura Quint
  • September 27, 2023
    The Geriatric Pregnancy Hero’s Journey
    by Jennie Egerdie and Sólveig Eva Magnúsdóttir
  • September 27, 2023
    Short Conversations with Poets: Ben Lerner
    by Jesse Nathan
McSweeney’s is an independent nonprofit publishing company based in San Francisco.
As well as operating a daily humor website, we also publish Timothy McSweeney’s Quarterly Concern, Illustoria and an ever-growing selection of books under various imprints. You can buy all of these things from our online store. You can support us today by making a donation.

We are committed to our environment. Each year, we purchase carbon offsets commensurate with our estimate of the impact of the printing, shipping, and travel necessary to publish our books and magazines. We are continually working to minimize our impact on the planet by examining every business decision through a lens of sustainability. To support this effort, or to learn more, please write to executive director Amanda Uhle.
  • Internet Tendency
  • The Store
  • Books Division
  • Quarterly Concern
  • The Believer
  • Donate
  • About Us
  • Events
  • Email Newsletter
  • Advertise
  • Store Policy
  • Contact Us
  • Internships
  • Submission Guidelines
Copyright © 1998–2023, McSweeney’s Literary Arts Fund.
All Rights Reserved.
Search Magnifying Glass
  • Internet Tendency
  • The Store
  • Books Division
  • Quarterly Concern
  • The Believer
  • Donate
 

IT’S DECORATIVE GOURD SEASON

Celebrate the season with our latest shiny bobble of a mug, or get the mug for just $15 when you subscribe to our National Magazine Award-winning quarterly. Blammo.

×