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All posts tagged
murder
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December 22, 2011You Better Not Pout
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May 26, 2011P. G. Wodehouse’s American Psycho
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November 23, 2006Ben Greenman’s Fake Celebrity Musicals: Fragments From If I Did It! The Musical.
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November 20, 2006List: Alternate Titles for O.J. Simpson’s New Book
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November 16, 2006List: Classic Titles We Tried to Turn Into Fake Titles for O.J.‘s New Book That Turned Out to Sound Too Much Like Real Titles for O.J.’s New Book
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February 23, 2006List: Possible Titles for an Actual A&E Network Documentary on a Murder Case in Battle Creek, Michigan
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September 16, 2005List: Methods Other Than Song by Which One Can Be Killed Softly
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October 20, 2004List: The Search Continues: Places Where O.J. Simpson Has Not Found the Killer
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April 16, 2002List: Murder Techniques Offered by the Killer-for-Hire in AC/DC’s “Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap.”
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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