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All posts tagged
news
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November 30, 2016Welcome to Sin News: Journalism for Digital Millennials Who Want the Truth
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September 28, 2016List: The Ways People on Dateline “Had it All” According to the Family Cat
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February 29, 2016A Guy Walks Into a News Cycle…
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April 22, 2013No News is Good News
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August 22, 2012Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: News
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September 23, 2010Eyewitness News, With Tom Denardo and Cheryl Clayburn
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November 6, 2009The Police Blotter Shakespeare
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October 19, 2007List: Bad News Bears
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January 10, 2007Sestina: Ticker
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June 15, 2006The 700 Club Does Weather
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell