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All posts tagged
news
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September 28, 2016The Ways People on Dateline “Had it All” According to the Family Cat
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February 29, 2016A Guy Walks into a News Cycle…
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April 22, 2013No News is Good News
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August 22, 2012Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: News
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September 23, 2010Eyewitness News, With Tom Denardo and Cheryl Clayburn
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November 6, 2009The Police Blotter Shakespeare
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October 19, 2007Bad News Bears
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January 10, 2007Sestina: Ticker
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June 15, 2006The 700 Club Does Weather
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April 21, 2006Horrible Segues, With Local Anchorman Clive Rutledge
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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January 27, 2023The Narrator of “Jessie’s Girl” Offers an Apology after Completing His Master’s in Women’s and Gender Studies
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types