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All posts tagged
news
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April 21, 2006Horrible Segues, With Local Anchorman Clive Rutledge
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July 14, 2005Anecdotal Leads for News Stories Reporting the End of the World
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June 6, 2004Five Rejected Opening Lines for the CBS Evening News in New York
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January 16, 2004The Future of the Space Program
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October 15, 2002List: Cable News Shows in Geometry Geek Heaven
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February 2, 2001List: What We’d All Be Talking About If Important Things Had Different Names
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June 18, 1999A Return to Tradition
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May 17, 1999Top Ten Most Censored Press Release of 1998. No. 3
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March 29, 1999John’s Brill’s Content: The Independent Voice of the Independent Voice of the Information Age.
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February 24, 1999McSweeney’s Investigative Reports
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 23, 2019We Need a Republican Nominee Whose Disdain for Marginalized People is Less Obvious
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August 23, 2019List: A Parents’ Guide to Surviving the College Drop-Off
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August 23, 2019Monologue: I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak
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August 23, 2019List: Things Trump Can Do to Win Democrats’ Votes