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news

July 14, 2005

Anecdotal Leads for News Stories Reporting the End of the World

by Hart Seely
June 6, 2004

Five Rejected Opening Lines for the CBS Evening News in New York

by Dan Kennedy
January 16, 2004

The Future of the Space Program

by Jonathan Messinger
October 15, 2002

Cable News Shows in Geometry Geek Heaven

by Michelle Orange
February 2, 2001

What We’d All Be Talking About If Important Things Had Different Names

by Daniel Arizona and F. Tanner Colby
June 18, 1999

A Return to Tradition

by Zev Borow
May 17, 1999

Top Ten Most Censored Press Release of 1998. No. 3

by McSweeney’s Editors
March 29, 1999

John’s Brill’s Content: The Independent Voice of the Independent Voice of the Information Age.

by John Tynes
February 24, 1999

McSweeney’s Investigative Reports

by Matt Sullivan
February 17, 1999

Pizza Sales, Uncensored

by Todd Pruzan

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June 14, 2022

My Favorite Controlled Substance Is Daycare

by Sarah Suksiri
June 17, 2021

What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today

by Talia Argondezzi and Jared Bilski
January 14, 2022

What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You

by John Moe
June 16, 2022

How to Give Directions Like My Dad

by Charles Stayton

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June 28, 2022

I’m the Last Bottle of Ketchup at Mar-a-Lago and I Live in a State of Constant Fear

by Matt Fotis
June 28, 2022

We Are an Anti-Abortion Couple, and Don’t Worry, We Will Adopt Your Baby

by Lucy Huber
June 28, 2022

I Know What’s Best For You All Over the World: One Word: Abortion

by Sylwia Chutnik
June 28, 2022

Sure, the Supreme Court Is Making Some Bad Decisions. But at Least the Rest of Their Decisions Are Also Bad

by Eli Grober