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All posts tagged
news
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April 21, 2006Horrible Segues, With Local Anchorman Clive Rutledge
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July 14, 2005Anecdotal Leads for News Stories Reporting the End of the World
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June 6, 2004Five Rejected Opening Lines for the CBS Evening News in New York
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January 16, 2004The Future of the Space Program
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October 15, 2002Cable News Shows in Geometry Geek Heaven
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February 2, 2001What We’d All Be Talking About If Important Things Had Different Names
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June 18, 1999A Return to Tradition
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May 17, 1999Top Ten Most Censored Press Release of 1998. No. 3
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March 29, 1999John’s Brill’s Content: The Independent Voice of the Independent Voice of the Information Age.
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February 24, 1999McSweeney’s Investigative Reports
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 24, 2020Bumper Stickers For Tesla Owners
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January 24, 2020Virginia Woolf Gets Locked Out of Her Room of One’s Own
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January 23, 2020The U.S. Department of Education’s Updated Student Loan Repayment Plans