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All posts tagged
news
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July 14, 2005Anecdotal Leads for News Stories Reporting the End of the World
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June 6, 2004Five Rejected Opening Lines for the CBS Evening News in New York
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January 16, 2004The Future of the Space Program
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October 15, 2002Cable News Shows in Geometry Geek Heaven
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February 2, 2001What We’d All Be Talking About If Important Things Had Different Names
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June 18, 1999A Return to Tradition
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May 17, 1999Top Ten Most Censored Press Release of 1998. No. 3
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March 29, 1999John’s Brill’s Content: The Independent Voice of the Independent Voice of the Information Age.
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February 24, 1999McSweeney’s Investigative Reports
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February 17, 1999Pizza Sales, Uncensored
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian