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July 14, 2005Anecdotal Leads for News Stories Reporting the End of the World
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June 6, 2004Five Rejected Opening Lines for the CBS Evening News in New York
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January 16, 2004The Future of the Space Program
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October 15, 2002Cable News Shows in Geometry Geek Heaven
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February 2, 2001What We’d All Be Talking About If Important Things Had Different Names
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June 18, 1999A Return to Tradition
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May 17, 1999Top Ten Most Censored Press Release of 1998. No. 3
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March 29, 1999John’s Brill’s Content: The Independent Voice of the Independent Voice of the Information Age.
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February 24, 1999McSweeney’s Investigative Reports
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February 17, 1999Pizza Sales, Uncensored
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
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January 27, 2025Executive Order: We Must Stop Everyone from Transitioning, So the President Knows Who to Grope
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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