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April 29, 2016

Before You Avenge Your Father’s Death, Please Leave a Positive Yelp Review for My Secret Dojo

by Kenny Murphy
October 21, 2009

Five Other Activites During Which Texting Can Be Dangerous

by Jamie Allen
January 12, 2009

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Loverboys

by Brian Beatty
November 3, 2008

Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja—Installment Five: The Final Chapter

by Eric Feezell
January 24, 2008

Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja—Installment Two

by Eric Feezell
December 5, 2007

Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings Of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja— Installment Four

by Eric Feezell
June 27, 2007

Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings Of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja— Installment Three

by Eric Feezell
July 24, 2006

Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings Of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja

by Eric Feezell

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November 16, 2018

Nihilist Dad Jokes

by Alex Baia
December 6, 2018

Welcome to Our Modern Hospital Where If You Want to Know a Price You Can Go Fuck Yourself

by Alex Baia
November 28, 2018

The Lady Hero’s Journey

by Kathleen O'Mara
November 13, 2018

List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers

by Shannon Reed

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Mariah Carey’s “All I Want for Christmas” as Written by Walt Whitman

by Maggie Downs
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by Sara Kachelman
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Monologue: I’m The World’s Best Dad Because Once I Watched My Kid When My Wife Wasn’t Around

by Kashana Cauley
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How You Hope Your Extended Family Will React When You Explain Your Job To Them

by Mike Lacher