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ninjas
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April 29, 2016Before You Avenge Your Father’s Death, Please Leave a Positive Yelp Review for My Secret Dojo
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October 21, 2009Five Other Activites During Which Texting Can Be Dangerous
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January 12, 2009Jokes by Brian Beatty: Loverboys
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November 3, 2008Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja—Installment Five: The Final Chapter
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January 24, 2008Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja—Installment Two
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December 5, 2007Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings Of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja— Installment Four
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June 27, 2007Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings Of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja— Installment Three
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July 24, 2006Black Shoe Diary: The Daily Musings Of Shuruku Umezawa: Junior Salesman, Ninja
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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