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All posts tagged
novels
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June 13, 2019Famous Opening Lines: On Fleek
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November 19, 2018A Parent’s Guide to Your Teenager’s Linguistic Distillation of Classic AP Lit Titles
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March 12, 2018Ten Tips to Write a Novel That’s Literary as Fuck
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September 13, 2017Is the Novel Dead?
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April 6, 2017Templates for Titling Contemporary Literary Novels
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March 14, 2014Any Given Wednesday Afternoon: The Savage Detective Shooting Club
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August 29, 2013Things I Learned From Pasting My Novel Into an Online Word Count Tool
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August 16, 2011Notes On the Video Game Version of My Next Novel
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January 20, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: “More rum,” demanded the matador. “Damn the tequila. Just rum—Jamaican and bitter.”
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June 16, 2009Sarah Walker Shows You How: How to Title Your Novel
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May 18, 2020I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging
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October 20, 2020Ten Legitimate Reasons to Pull Out Your Dick On a Zoom Call
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October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 27, 2020
949 Topics to Discuss With Undecided Voters
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October 29, 2020The Tell-Tale Biological Clock