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May 30, 2023I’m the Epigraph to the Novel You’re Reading, and I Don’t Know Why I’m Here Either
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May 1, 2023Excerpts from My Wilderness Adventure Novel Where It’s a Crucial Plot Point That All the Characters Went to Notre Dame
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August 25, 2022My Protagonist Is Immensely Unlikable. That’s the Point
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March 22, 2022First Drafts of the Greatest Opening Sentences in Literature
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March 4, 2022Donation Guidelines for Station Eleven’s Museum of Civilization
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March 4, 2021Signs You Might Be the Heroine of a Rom-Com Novel
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February 19, 2021Excerpts from the Novel I Wrote with the Express Intention of Selling It As a TV Show
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June 13, 2019Famous Opening Lines: On Fleek
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November 19, 2018A Parent’s Guide to Your Teenager’s Linguistic Distillation of Classic AP Lit Titles
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March 12, 2018Ten Tips to Write a Novel That’s Literary as Fuck
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