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All posts tagged
novels
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February 19, 2021Excerpts from the Novel I Wrote with the Express Intention of Selling It As a TV Show
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June 13, 2019Famous Opening Lines: On Fleek
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November 19, 2018A Parent’s Guide to Your Teenager’s Linguistic Distillation of Classic AP Lit Titles
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March 12, 2018Ten Tips to Write a Novel That’s Literary as Fuck
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September 13, 2017Is the Novel Dead?
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April 6, 2017Templates for Titling Contemporary Literary Novels
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March 14, 2014Any Given Wednesday Afternoon: The Savage Detective Shooting Club
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August 29, 2013Things I Learned From Pasting My Novel Into an Online Word Count Tool
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August 16, 2011Notes On the Video Game Version of My Next Novel
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January 20, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: “More rum,” demanded the matador. “Damn the tequila. Just rum—Jamaican and bitter.”
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child