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All posts tagged
novels
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August 25, 2022My Protagonist Is Immensely Unlikable. That’s the Point
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March 22, 2022First Drafts of the Greatest Opening Sentences in Literature
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March 4, 2022Donation Guidelines for Station Eleven’s Museum of Civilization
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March 4, 2021Signs You Might Be the Heroine of a Rom-Com Novel
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February 19, 2021Excerpts from the Novel I Wrote with the Express Intention of Selling It As a TV Show
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June 13, 2019Famous Opening Lines: On Fleek
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November 19, 2018A Parent’s Guide to Your Teenager’s Linguistic Distillation of Classic AP Lit Titles
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March 12, 2018Ten Tips to Write a Novel That’s Literary as Fuck
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September 13, 2017Is the Novel Dead?
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April 6, 2017Templates for Titling Contemporary Literary Novels
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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January 19, 2023Oh God, Someone Gave Me Whiskey Stones
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation