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All posts tagged
offices
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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October 21, 2024Every Person in Every Meeting Ever
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June 7, 2024Do You Have What It Takes to Take a Summer Friday?
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February 14, 2024Ten Things to Say at Your Next Meeting Instead of “To Piggyback off Your Idea”
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February 6, 2024My Comments Are in the Google Doc Linked in the Dropbox I Sent in the Slack
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December 26, 2023In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
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July 26, 2023Use My New Slang in Meetings and Score Accordingly
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May 16, 2023I’m the Person Who Designs Open-Plan Office Spaces, Despite Never Having Actually Worked in One
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April 27, 2023Honest Office Haiku for the Impending Recession
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June 9, 2022Job Posting for Junior Office Scapegoat
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