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All posts tagged
offices
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June 7, 2024Do You Have What It Takes to Take a Summer Friday?
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February 14, 2024Ten Things to Say at Your Next Meeting Instead of “To Piggyback off Your Idea”
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February 6, 2024My Comments Are in the Google Doc Linked in the Dropbox I Sent in the Slack
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December 26, 2023In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
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July 26, 2023Use My New Slang in Meetings and Score Accordingly
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May 16, 2023I’m the Person Who Designs Open-Plan Office Spaces, Despite Never Having Actually Worked in One
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April 27, 2023Honest Office Haiku for the Impending Recession
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June 9, 2022Job Posting for Junior Office Scapegoat
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April 29, 2022Honest Office Haiku
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April 21, 2022Our Hybrid Work Policy Requires You in the Office Twice a Week to Battle the Bog Man
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian