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op-eds
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April 6, 2018We Deeply Regret Hiring the Perpetrators of the Salem Witch Trials as Opinion Columnists
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February 13, 2018In Order to Keep Our Editorial Page Completely Balanced, We Are Hiring More Dipshits
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August 31, 2017Boba Fett: Bounty Hunters, Not Stormtroopers, Will Save the Galactic Empire
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November 9, 2016Brace Yourself for the Greatest Hot Take in the World
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September 30, 2016Denny’s Kid’s Menu Editorial Board: Trump is Unfit for the Presidency
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September 30, 2016I’m a Political Journalist With 500 Words Due and Nothing Left to Say
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October 22, 2015Guys, I’m Super Worried About Hillary Clinton
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September 10, 2015A Generic Think Piece
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August 24, 2015A Typical Reading of a Well-Meaning Person’s Thoughtful Article on the Internet
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January 30, 2008The Invisible Man Is Innocent
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June 29, 2018List: 17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, a Woman, Have Had to Ask Myself
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July 6, 2018I Was Going to Vote Democrat This November Until All This Incivility Forced Me Back On the Trump Train
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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July 5, 2011List: What Your Favorite ’80s Band Says About You
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July 13, 2018List: Editorial Notes From Your Twitter Troll
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July 13, 2018The Time Has Come to Reconcile With the Honeydew Wedge
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July 13, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Dropping the Ball
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July 13, 2018Monologue: I’m Friday the 13th’s Jason Voorhees. I’ve Been Reading Feminist Theory and Won’t Be Killing Any Over-Sexualized Teenagers This Summer