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op-eds
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February 28, 2025The New Cair Paravel Times Editorial Board Reflects on the First Weeks of the White Witch’s Second Reign
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May 22, 2024“The Three Little Pigs Are Hurting Their Own Cause,” an Op-Ed by the Big Bad Wolf
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August 7, 2023Lindsay Lister’s Op-Ed to the Stars Hollow Gazette
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March 28, 2023What Your Favorite New York Times Columnist Says about You
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December 14, 2020You Can’t Call Yourself a Woman Until a Man Has Written a Wall Street Journal Op-Ed on Why You Don’t Deserve the Title You’ve Earned
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September 15, 2020Why I’m Leaving This Plane of Existence
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August 25, 2020“New Jersey Will Also Never Die,” By David Puddy
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July 29, 2020Our Publication Stands By the Decision to Give a Platform to the Sea Monster Trying to Devour Our Town
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April 17, 2020Society’s Problems Can Be Traced to Coddling Parents, and I Know This Because I Have Researched It Deeply While Staring Out the Window and Thinking
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January 7, 2020The Case For War, By Someone Whose Kids Won’t Die Fighting In It
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 7, 2025Happy National Women’s Day from the White House
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March 7, 2025Make America Suck Again
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March 19, 2025We Are Free-Speech Absolutists, Unless You Say Something We Disagree With, In Which Case, You’re a Terrorist
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March 19, 2025We Regret to Inform You We Will No Longer Sponsor Your Pride Parade
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 18, 2025Despite Massive Cuts to Higher Ed, We Faculty Are Thrilled about Our New Multi-Million-Dollar Football Coach