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All posts tagged
op-eds
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December 26, 2018I Am Part of the Resistance Inside Nyarlathotep’s Death Cult
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October 4, 2018For Once, I’m Glad My Neighbor Is a Mad Scientist
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April 6, 2018We Deeply Regret Hiring the Perpetrators of the Salem Witch Trials as Opinion Columnists
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February 13, 2018In Order to Keep Our Editorial Page Completely Balanced, We Are Hiring More Dipshits
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August 31, 2017Boba Fett: Bounty Hunters, Not Stormtroopers, Will Save the Galactic Empire
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November 9, 2016Brace Yourself for the Greatest Hot Take in the World
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September 30, 2016Denny’s Kid’s Menu Editorial Board: Trump is Unfit for the Presidency
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September 30, 2016I’m a Political Journalist With 500 Words Due and Nothing Left to Say
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October 22, 2015Guys, I’m Super Worried About Hillary Clinton
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September 10, 2015A Generic Think Piece
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?