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op-eds
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April 17, 2020Society’s Problems Can Be Traced to Coddling Parents, and I Know This Because I Have Researched It Deeply While Staring Out the Window and Thinking
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January 7, 2020The Case For War, By Someone Whose Kids Won’t Die Fighting In It
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July 8, 2019Innocent Children Are Dying In Unconscionable Human Warehouses On the US-Mexico Border, But I’m Going to Use My Political Capital to Complain About the Non-Existent Coddling of Millennials
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July 1, 2019How Dare Democrats Act Like Democrats
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October 4, 2018For Once, I’m Glad My Neighbor Is a Mad Scientist
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September 5, 2018I Am Part of the Resistance Inside Nyarlathotep’s Death Cult
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April 6, 2018We Deeply Regret Hiring the Perpetrators of the Salem Witch Trials as Opinion Columnists
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February 13, 2018In Order to Keep Our Editorial Page Completely Balanced, We Are Hiring More Dipshits
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August 31, 2017Boba Fett: Bounty Hunters, Not Stormtroopers, Will Save the Galactic Empire
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November 9, 2016Brace Yourself for the Greatest Hot Take in the World
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April 30, 2020The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later
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June 26, 2020A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking
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June 30, 2020Would-You-Rathers for Parents During Quarantine
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June 22, 2020I’m the Guy Setting Off Fireworks Every Night In Your Neighborhood and I Have You Right Where I Want You
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