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op-eds
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December 26, 2018I Am Part of the Resistance Inside Nyarlathotep’s Death Cult
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October 4, 2018For Once, I’m Glad My Neighbor Is a Mad Scientist
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April 6, 2018We Deeply Regret Hiring the Perpetrators of the Salem Witch Trials as Opinion Columnists
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February 13, 2018In Order to Keep Our Editorial Page Completely Balanced, We Are Hiring More Dipshits
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August 31, 2017Boba Fett: Bounty Hunters, Not Stormtroopers, Will Save the Galactic Empire
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November 9, 2016Brace Yourself for the Greatest Hot Take in the World
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September 30, 2016Denny’s Kid’s Menu Editorial Board: Trump is Unfit for the Presidency
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September 30, 2016I’m a Political Journalist With 500 Words Due and Nothing Left to Say
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October 22, 2015Guys, I’m Super Worried About Hillary Clinton
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September 10, 2015A Generic Think Piece
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
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January 9, 2019I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home
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January 4, 2019I Watched the Video of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Dancing In College, and Now I Understand the Necessity of Free-Market Economics
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January 10, 2019List: Top Dinner Suggestions According to a Three-Year-Old’s Eating Habits