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opening-lines

January 21, 2015

List: Opposite Opening Lines to Famous Novels

by David Allen
June 15, 2011

List: Famous Opening Lines from Novels Updated for the Modern Age

by Sean Ryan
March 18, 2010

List: Opening Lines from an Ill-Humored Comedian of the 18th Century

by Becky Cardwell
February 8, 2007

List: Opening Sentences to A Tale of Two Cities Rejected by Dickens Before He Settled on “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times …”

by John Andreini
January 14, 2005

List: Actual Opening Lines Used on Me by Business-to-Business Telemarketers

by Eric Wrisley
June 6, 2004

Five Rejected Opening Lines for the CBS Evening News in New York

by Dan Kennedy

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January 9, 2019

I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home

by Keith James
January 10, 2019

List: Top Dinner Suggestions According to a Three-Year-Old’s Eating Habits

by Kristen Mulrooney
January 2, 2019

I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren

by Devorah Blachor
January 14, 2019

The Life-Changing Magic of Keeping Absolutely Everything

by Jenn Shapland

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January 18, 2019

FAQ: The Status of the Shits Women Have Left to Give

by Shannon Reed
January 18, 2019

List: How to Have a Mental Breakdown in an Open Concept Office

by Elyse O'Dwyer
January 18, 2019

So the President Committed a Few High Crimes, Big Deal

by Bob Vulfov
January 17, 2019

Yinzerotica: Erotica for Pittsburghers

by Lauren Spinabelli