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opening-lines
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January 21, 2015List: Opposite Opening Lines to Famous Novels
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June 15, 2011List: Famous Opening Lines from Novels Updated for the Modern Age
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March 18, 2010List: Opening Lines from an Ill-Humored Comedian of the 18th Century
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February 8, 2007List: Opening Sentences to A Tale of Two Cities Rejected by Dickens Before He Settled on “It was the best of times, it was the worst of times …”
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January 14, 2005List: Actual Opening Lines Used on Me by Business-to-Business Telemarketers
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June 6, 2004Five Rejected Opening Lines for the CBS Evening News in New York
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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November 5, 2018Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?
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November 8, 2018Make No Mistake, We Liberals Will Squander Our Hard-Won Gains
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November 15, 2018I Haven’t Even Started Thinking About Running for President in 2020, Despite What Those Campaign Buttons I Made Might Suggest
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November 15, 2018Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Buffy In Synchronicity At the Pawn Shop
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November 14, 2018The Cult of Ina Garten
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November 14, 2018List: Google Translate for My Asian Parents