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November 15, 2023We Must Take a Stand Against Georgia O’Keeffe’s Unrealistic Beauty Standards for Vaginal Anatomy
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September 26, 2022I’m Michelangelo, and Everyone on this Ceiling Is as Naked and Jacked as God Intended
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March 30, 2021Are You a Sensual Nude Woman in a Classical Painting or Just Naked on Your Couch?
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January 21, 2020Cues for Your Portrait Session
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August 15, 2019“One Small Thing”: Famous Artists Consider Changes to Their Masterpieces
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April 8, 2019How to Show Everyone in This Art Museum You Really Fucking Appreciate This Painting
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March 13, 2019Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Patti Swanson, Accidental Bob Ross Enthusiast
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September 12, 2014Botticelli’s Venus Wants You to Go Away
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July 18, 2011What the Painting Saw
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April 18, 2011A Debrief from the National Floppy Clocks Corporation President
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