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All posts tagged
pants
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June 2, 2023How to Find Your Size in Blue Jeans
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August 13, 2021Will Buying These Expensive Pants Change My Life?
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February 11, 2021In Memoriam: Real Pants
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June 19, 2020Dads of America, as Explained by Their Pants
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September 12, 2019Twenty Democratic Candidates. One Pair of Magic Pants. A Summer They’ll Never Forget.
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August 21, 2018Amusement Park Roller Coaster or Apt Description of How I Perceive Myself When I Wear My Salmon Slacks?
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December 5, 2017I Am Raw, Selvedge Denim
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January 24, 2017An Open Letter to People Who Think Leggings Are Pants
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November 11, 2013Introducing the Bon Iver “Skinny Love” Cinnabon Depression Sweatpants
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May 4, 2012Airplane Passengers as Explained by Their Pants
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 16, 2024Faculty Meeting Icebreakers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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September 10, 2024The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference