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All posts tagged
pants
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August 21, 2018List: Amusement Park Roller Coaster or Apt Description of How I Perceive Myself When I Wear My Salmon Slacks?
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December 5, 2017Monologue: I Am Raw, Selvedge Denim
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January 24, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to People Who Think Leggings Are Pants
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November 11, 2013Introducing the Bon Iver “Skinny Love” Cinnabon Depression Sweatpants
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May 4, 2012Airplane Passengers as Explained By Their Pants
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August 26, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Italian Slacks That Ripped at the Seam Just Prior to Deposition
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October 4, 2004Open Letters: An Open Letter to Low-Cut Pants
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?