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All posts tagged
pants
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June 2, 2023How to Find Your Size in Blue Jeans
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August 13, 2021Will Buying These Expensive Pants Change My Life?
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February 11, 2021In Memoriam: Real Pants
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June 19, 2020Dads of America, as Explained by Their Pants
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September 12, 2019Twenty Democratic Candidates. One Pair of Magic Pants. A Summer They’ll Never Forget.
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August 21, 2018Amusement Park Roller Coaster or Apt Description of How I Perceive Myself When I Wear My Salmon Slacks?
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December 5, 2017I Am Raw, Selvedge Denim
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January 24, 2017An Open Letter to People Who Think Leggings Are Pants
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November 11, 2013Introducing the Bon Iver “Skinny Love” Cinnabon Depression Sweatpants
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May 4, 2012Airplane Passengers as Explained by Their Pants
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian