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    Dads of America, as Explained by Their Pants
    by Wendi Aarons
  • September 12, 2019
    Twenty Democratic Candidates. One Pair of Magic Pants. A Summer They’ll Never Forget.
    by Amy Frances Wright and Ana Worrel
  • August 21, 2018
    Amusement Park Roller Coaster or Apt Description of How I Perceive Myself When I Wear My Salmon Slacks?
    by Gary M. Almeter
  • December 5, 2017
    I Am Raw, Selvedge Denim
    by Max Cohn
  • January 24, 2017
    An Open Letter to People Who Think Leggings Are Pants
    by Kate Tagai
  • November 11, 2013
    Introducing the Bon Iver “Skinny Love” Cinnabon Depression Sweatpants
    by Sharath Verghese
  • May 4, 2012
    Airplane Passengers as Explained by Their Pants
    by Wendi Aarons
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