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All posts tagged
pants
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August 21, 2018List: Amusement Park Roller Coaster or Apt Description of How I Perceive Myself When I Wear My Salmon Slacks?
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December 5, 2017Monologue: I Am Raw, Selvedge Denim
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January 24, 2017Open Letters: An Open Letter to People Who Think Leggings Are Pants
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November 11, 2013Introducing the Bon Iver “Skinny Love” Cinnabon Depression Sweatpants
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May 4, 2012Airplane Passengers as Explained By Their Pants
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August 26, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Italian Slacks That Ripped at the Seam Just Prior to Deposition
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October 4, 2004Open Letters: An Open Letter to Low-Cut Pants
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546