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All posts tagged
pants
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August 13, 2021Will Buying These Expensive Pants Change My Life?
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February 11, 2021In Memoriam: Real Pants
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June 19, 2020Dads of America, as Explained by Their Pants
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September 12, 2019Twenty Democratic Candidates. One Pair of Magic Pants. A Summer They’ll Never Forget.
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August 21, 2018Amusement Park Roller Coaster or Apt Description of How I Perceive Myself When I Wear My Salmon Slacks?
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December 5, 2017I Am Raw, Selvedge Denim
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January 24, 2017An Open Letter to People Who Think Leggings Are Pants
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November 11, 2013Introducing the Bon Iver “Skinny Love” Cinnabon Depression Sweatpants
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May 4, 2012Airplane Passengers as Explained by Their Pants
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August 26, 2011An Open Letter to My Italian Slacks That Ripped at the Seam Just Prior to Deposition
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers
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