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All posts tagged

paris-hilton

August 15, 2011

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Most Tourists Can’t Distinguish Between the Famous Hilton Sisters and Random Other Slutty Celebrity Starlets. Paris, Nicky, Lindsay Lohan, Heidi Pratt, Whoever Else—All are Identically Classless to the Typical Foreigner

by Kent Woodyard
March 3, 2011

“Song of Myself 2011: Celebrity Heiress Edition.”

by Jessi Hamel
January 20, 2008

The Convergences Contest: Carnival of Convergences No. 5

by Chris Reeves, Mia McIver, Brent Holland’s Mariner High School art class, Jamie Johansson, Jimmy Chen, Lawrence Weschler, and Lauren Redniss
November 28, 2006

Mike Richardson-Bryan’s Five Stages of Grief: Paris Hilton

by Mike Richardson-Bryan
October 4, 2005

Sestina: We’ll Always Have Paris Hilton

by Brian Howe
April 21, 2004

Sestina: Cowboys

by Sparrow

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August 5, 2020

Your School District’s Reopening Survey

by Kara Baskin
August 4, 2020

Sharpies

by Jen Coleman
July 20, 2020

Another Dull Quarantine Weekend at Home, Target, Chipotle, Home Depot, and Our Niece’s Graduation Party

by Katherine Shonk
July 31, 2020

Teacher

by Erin Nicole

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August 7, 2020

The Corporation From Alien Shares Its Reopening Plan

by Amanda Lehr
August 7, 2020

Memorandum of Understanding Regarding Teacher Replacements Should the Worst Outcome Occur

by Carol Guess
August 7, 2020

Five Years

by Kaitlin Moleen
August 7, 2020

As a Hospital CEO I’m Giving My Healthcare Workers the Thanks They Deserve – With a Poster I Made in MS Word

by Matthew Seely