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August 15, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: Most Tourists Can’t Distinguish Between the Famous Hilton Sisters and Random Other Slutty Celebrity Starlets. Paris, Nicky, Lindsay Lohan, Heidi Pratt, Whoever Else—All are Identically Classless to the Typical Foreigner
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March 3, 2011“Song of Myself 2011: Celebrity Heiress Edition.”
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January 20, 2008The Convergences Contest: Carnival of Convergences No. 5
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November 28, 2006Mike Richardson-Bryan’s Five Stages of Grief: Paris Hilton
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October 4, 2005Sestina: We’ll Always Have Paris Hilton
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April 21, 2004Sestina: Cowboys
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 1, 2018List: Honest Greeting Cards You Should Expect From the Women In Your Life This Week
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October 12, 2018I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power
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October 12, 2018List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”
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October 12, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Daily Disaster
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October 12, 2018We Regret to Inform You That We Won’t Be Publishing Your Gym Advice