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paris-hilton

August 15, 2011

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Most Tourists Can’t Distinguish Between the Famous Hilton Sisters and Random Other Slutty Celebrity Starlets. Paris, Nicky, Lindsay Lohan, Heidi Pratt, Whoever Else—All are Identically Classless to the Typical Foreigner

by Kent Woodyard
March 3, 2011

“Song of Myself 2011: Celebrity Heiress Edition.”

by Jessi Hamel
January 20, 2008

The Convergences Contest: Carnival of Convergences No. 5

by Chris Reeves, Mia McIver, Brent Holland’s Mariner High School art class, Jamie Johansson, Jimmy Chen, Lawrence Weschler, and Lauren Redniss
November 28, 2006

Mike Richardson-Bryan’s Five Stages of Grief: Paris Hilton

by Mike Richardson-Bryan
October 4, 2005

Sestina: We’ll Always Have Paris Hilton

by Brian Howe
April 21, 2004

Sestina: Cowboys

by Sparrow

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