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All posts tagged
passwords
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March 10, 2020The New Ten-Factor Authentication Processes for University Faculty
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August 22, 2019Big Questions to Ask Your College-Bound Child Before They Leave For School, Couched In Supportive Parenting Language
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June 20, 2019An Open Letter to Parents Being Harangued to Remember Yet Another Username and Password By Signing Up for the Library Summer Reading Program
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June 2, 2017Security Questions That Get Less Realistic to Accommodate a Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air Reference With Mainstream Appeal
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November 19, 2016Fiona Apple’s Discography Ranked in Order of Password Strength
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August 24, 2016If Password Security Questions Were Your Parent’s Postgrad Criticisms
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October 2, 2015Nihilistic Password Security Questions
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October 3, 2014Security Questions for Single, Childless People
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August 29, 2014An Open Letter to My Late Paternal Grandfather
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April 4, 2013Bank Insecurity Questions
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 16, 2021As a Republican, I Believe White Men Are Boys, Boys of Color Are Men, and Underage Girls Are Consenting Adults
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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