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All posts tagged

passwords

August 29, 2014

An Open Letter to My Late Paternal Grandfather

by Katherine Kubler
April 4, 2013

Bank Insecurity Questions

by Nick Asbury
July 26, 2012

Your Password Must Contain the Following

by Eric K. Auld
June 7, 2012

Don Draper Rates the Strength of Your WiFi Password

by James Ramsay
May 17, 2012

I’m the Distorted Security Code Standing Between You and This Web Page

by Colin Nissan
January 13, 2012

An Open Letter to William D. Ford Federal Direct Loan Repayment Program

by Kendra Stanton Lee
May 1, 2007

Important Follow Up Re: The New Password Complexity Policy

by Scott Blaszak
April 10, 2001

Passwords Printed on the Eight Trial Software Packages AOL Has Mailed to Me since December 20, and an Imagined Exchange Between AOL and Me

by Matthew Summers-Sparks

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November 10, 2022

A Parent’s Typical Day, as Envisioned by My Child’s Preschool

by Ruyi Wen
November 15, 2022

I’m Wearing Tunics Now

by Wendi Aarons
November 17, 2022

I’m a Middle School Boy, and I Refuse to Wear Anything but Basketball Shorts in the Winter

by Emily Menez
December 1, 2022

How to Hate a Jew Like a Jew

by Josh Gondelman

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How to Hate a Jew Like a Jew

by Josh Gondelman
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I’m Quitting My Job as a Medieval Serf to Pursue My Passion

by Angus Duffin