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All posts tagged
penises
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February 1, 2017We Need to Defund Planned Parenthood Immediately — as Soon as I Get My Dick Out of This Honey Pot
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June 8, 201617 Nicknames for the Modern Penis
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May 25, 2016Before We Give This Big Corporate Presentation, I Need You to Smack Me in the Dick
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May 11, 2016Patent Application for a Genital-Operated Bathroom Door Locking Mechanism to Help Protect Children
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March 8, 2016Famous Authors Reply to Your Unsolicited Dick Pic
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December 11, 2015Notable Folk Representations of Male Genitalia, a Reverse Chronology
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August 7, 2015An Open Letter to the Icelandic Phallological Museum
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September 5, 2014Contact the Law Offices of Tickel & Lichner If Your Penis Was Injured In a Deluxe Bathtime Bubble Bunny
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August 22, 2014An Open Letter to the Passing Motorist Who Suggested I Take a Photograph of His Dick
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November 14, 2013Dispatches from Iceland: Reykjavik: A Visit to the World’s Only Penis Museum