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March 8, 2017

Divorced Freelancer Seeks Man with Corporate Health Insurance

by Jen Singer
February 27, 2015

Sentient Cloud of Poisonous Gas Seeks Companion

by Sam Shelstad
November 21, 2014

Wanted: Holiday Husband

by Julie Daniel
April 4, 2012

SWF seeking SM to Sleep On the Other Side of the Bed

by Kassia Miller
April 13, 2011

The Washington Post Inadvertently Publishes My Online Dating Profile with the Editor’s Notes Still Included

by Jack Loftus
February 25, 2010

Missed Food Connections

by Frederica Bepler
June 24, 2009

Declarations of Conjugal Interest from the Massachusetts Federalist, 1733

by Steve Etheridge
March 2, 2009

Selected Personals From the American Psychiatric Association’s Dating Website

by Frank Ferri
December 19, 2008

Unpromising Apartment-Ad Teasers Actually Found on Craigslist That Would Make Even Less Promising Personal-Ad Teasers

by Eric Feezell
November 15, 2007

Personals From Nonpersons

by Peter Cameron

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August 5, 2020

Your School District’s Reopening Survey

by Kara Baskin
August 4, 2020

Sharpies

by Jen Coleman
July 20, 2020

Another Dull Quarantine Weekend at Home, Target, Chipotle, Home Depot, and Our Niece’s Graduation Party

by Katherine Shonk
July 31, 2020

Teacher

by Erin Nicole

Recently

August 7, 2020

The Corporation From Alien Shares Its Reopening Plan

by Amanda Lehr
August 7, 2020

Memorandum of Understanding Regarding Teacher Replacements Should the Worst Outcome Occur

by Carol Guess
August 7, 2020

Five Years

by Kaitlin Moleen
August 7, 2020

As a Hospital CEO I’m Giving My Healthcare Workers the Thanks They Deserve – With a Poster I Made in MS Word

by Matthew Seely