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March 8, 2017

Divorced Freelancer Seeks Man with Corporate Health Insurance

by Jen Singer
February 27, 2015

Sentient Cloud of Poisonous Gas Seeks Companion

by Sam Shelstad
November 21, 2014

Wanted: Holiday Husband

by Julie Daniel
April 4, 2012

SWF seeking SM to Sleep On the Other Side of the Bed

by Kassia Miller
April 13, 2011

The Washington Post Inadvertently Publishes My Online Dating Profile with the Editor’s Notes Still Included

by Jack Loftus
February 25, 2010

List: Missed Food Connections

by Frederica Bepler
June 24, 2009

Declarations of Conjugal Interest from the Massachusetts Federalist, 1733

by Steve Etheridge
March 2, 2009

Selected Personals From the American Psychiatric Association’s Dating Website

by Frank Ferri
December 19, 2008

List: Unpromising Apartment-Ad Teasers Actually Found on Craigslist That Would Make Even Less Promising Personal-Ad Teasers

by Eric Feezell
November 15, 2007

List: Personals From Nonpersons

by Peter Cameron

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February 13, 2019

Don’t Get Married Before You Live Together

by Ginny Hogan
January 30, 2019

Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult

by Tom Ellison
February 8, 2019

List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious

by Dymir Arthur
February 6, 2019

Choose Your Own Corporate Adventure

by Emma Brewer

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February 20, 2019

The Subtext of Every Cold Email I’ve Sent Since Graduating — I’m Definitely Fine Though

by Jennifer Kim
February 19, 2019

Don’t Let the Pigeon Build a Border Wall!

by Clancy Tripp
February 19, 2019

List: My Minimalist Lifehacks

by Alex Baia
February 19, 2019

Rihanna’s “Bitch Better Have My Money,” Expanded for Freelancers

by Riane Konc