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March 8, 2017Divorced Freelancer Seeks Man with Corporate Health Insurance
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February 27, 2015Sentient Cloud of Poisonous Gas Seeks Companion
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November 21, 2014Wanted: Holiday Husband
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April 4, 2012SWF seeking SM to Sleep On the Other Side of the Bed
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April 13, 2011The Washington Post Inadvertently Publishes My Online Dating Profile with the Editor’s Notes Still Included
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February 25, 2010Missed Food Connections
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June 24, 2009Declarations of Conjugal Interest from the Massachusetts Federalist, 1733
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March 2, 2009Selected Personals From the American Psychiatric Association’s Dating Website
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December 19, 2008Unpromising Apartment-Ad Teasers Actually Found on Craigslist That Would Make Even Less Promising Personal-Ad Teasers
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November 15, 2007Personals From Nonpersons
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