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philosophers

January 12, 2018

List: Existentialist Philosopher or Tenth Grade Student Just Informed They Can No Longer Bring Their Phone to My Class?

by Jake Barton
January 4, 2018

List: Items that Philosophers Presume Are for Sale in Metaphysical Supplies Shoppes

by Kaya York and Philosophy Matters
October 26, 2017

Extract from Plato’s Republic: On That Which is Correct Politically

by Mark Paglia
August 1, 2017

Thank You for Calling the Philosophy Helpline

by Sahaj Sankaran
July 24, 2017

List: Ten Popular Songs That Would Have Been Different Had They Been Co-Written With Influential Thinkers From History

by Alexander Kern
January 9, 2017

Monologue: Simone de Beauvoir: SAT Tutor

by Olivia Ciacci
April 8, 2016

Pascal’s Other Wagers

by Dan Hall and Zack Wortman
March 4, 2015

Monologue: Michel Foucault Complains to His Building’s Super

by Olivia Ciacci
February 27, 2015

List: Existentialist Quotes for Social Media Platforms

by Jim Sabataso
February 17, 2015

Prominent Philosophers’ GRE Essay Prompts

by Evan Waterman

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February 13, 2019

Don’t Get Married Before You Live Together

by Ginny Hogan
February 8, 2019

List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious

by Dymir Arthur
January 30, 2019

Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult

by Tom Ellison
February 19, 2019

Don’t Let the Pigeon Build a Border Wall!

by Clancy Tripp

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February 22, 2019

Sophocles’ Acceptance Speech for Best Original Tragedy

by Arthur Imperatore and Brian Geiger
February 22, 2019

List: My 2019 Oscar Night Predictions

by Wendi Aarons
February 22, 2019

Don’t Call It a Comeback: Animated Features Forthcoming From John Lasseter’s New Studio

by Kimberly Harrington
February 22, 2019

List: Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director

by Jesse Shamon