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All posts tagged
philosophers
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September 30, 2019Famous Philosophers’ Pick-Up Lines
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August 19, 2019No Son of Mine Is Going to Be a Benthamite Utilitarian. This Is a John Stuart Mill Family, Dammit!
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August 12, 2019Monologue: Karl Marx Visits the Cheesecake Factory
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January 12, 2018Existentialist Philosopher or Tenth Grade Student Just Informed They Can No Longer Bring Their Phone to My Class?
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January 4, 2018Items that Philosophers Presume Are for Sale in Metaphysical Supplies Shoppes
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October 26, 2017Extract from Plato’s
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August 1, 2017Thank You for Calling the Philosophy Helpline
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July 24, 2017Ten Popular Songs That Would Have Been Different Had They Been Co-Written With Influential Thinkers From History
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January 9, 2017Monologue: Simone de Beauvoir: SAT Tutor
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April 8, 2016Pascal’s Other Wagers
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