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All posts tagged
philosophers
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April 14, 2020Noted Philosophers Reconsider Their Key Insights After a Month of Social Distancing
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February 28, 2020What Your Favorite Philosopher Says About You
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February 24, 2020Famous Quotes From Philosophers If They Had Spent $9 for a Bottle of Juice
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September 30, 2019Famous Philosophers’ Pick-Up Lines
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August 19, 2019No Son of Mine Is Going to Be a Benthamite Utilitarian. This Is a John Stuart Mill Family, Dammit!
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August 12, 2019Karl Marx Visits the Cheesecake Factory
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January 12, 2018Existentialist Philosopher or Tenth Grade Student Just Informed They Can No Longer Bring Their Phone to My Class?
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January 4, 2018Items that Philosophers Presume Are for Sale in Metaphysical Supplies Shoppes
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October 26, 2017Extract from Plato’s
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August 1, 2017Thank You for Calling the Philosophy Helpline
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January 15, 2021
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-1,053 -
January 14, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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January 13, 2021Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz
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December 21, 2020Things I Didn’t Have on My 2020 Bingo Card Bingo
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January 20, 2021It’s Me, OLD GUY, the Undeveloped Character in Your Screenplay
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January 19, 2021If We Raise the Minimum Wage, What Will Happen to My Gruel Business?
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January 19, 2021As a White Man, I Say Separate the Art from the Artist
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January 19, 2021It’s My Last Day in Office and I’m Pardoning Everyone