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All posts tagged
philosophers
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April 14, 2020Noted Philosophers Reconsider Their Key Insights After a Month of Social Distancing
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February 28, 2020What Your Favorite Philosopher Says About You
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February 24, 2020Famous Quotes From Philosophers If They Had Spent $9 for a Bottle of Juice
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September 30, 2019Famous Philosophers’ Pick-Up Lines
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August 19, 2019No Son of Mine Is Going to Be a Benthamite Utilitarian. This Is a John Stuart Mill Family, Dammit!
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August 12, 2019Karl Marx Visits the Cheesecake Factory
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January 12, 2018Existentialist Philosopher or Tenth Grade Student Just Informed They Can No Longer Bring Their Phone to My Class?
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January 4, 2018Items that Philosophers Presume Are for Sale in Metaphysical Supplies Shoppes
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October 26, 2017Extract from Plato’s
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August 1, 2017Thank You for Calling the Philosophy Helpline
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October 26, 2020
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October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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May 18, 2020I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging
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October 20, 2020Ten Legitimate Reasons to Pull Out Your Dick On a Zoom Call
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October 26, 2020
For the Voter In a State of Parental Flummox