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All posts tagged
philosophers
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January 12, 2018List: Existentialist Philosopher or Tenth Grade Student Just Informed They Can No Longer Bring Their Phone to My Class?
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January 4, 2018List: Items that Philosophers Presume Are for Sale in Metaphysical Supplies Shoppes
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October 26, 2017Extract from Plato’s
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August 1, 2017Thank You for Calling the Philosophy Helpline
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July 24, 2017List: Ten Popular Songs That Would Have Been Different Had They Been Co-Written With Influential Thinkers From History
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January 9, 2017Monologue: Simone de Beauvoir: SAT Tutor
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April 8, 2016Pascal’s Other Wagers
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March 4, 2015Monologue: Michel Foucault Complains to His Building’s Super
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February 27, 2015List: Existentialist Quotes for Social Media Platforms
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February 17, 2015Prominent Philosophers’ GRE Essay Prompts
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June 24, 2019List: Neutral, Milk, or Hotel?
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June 24, 2019A Letter to My Younger Self About Gratitude, Humility, and How You’ve Forgotten You Were Raised By Wolves
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June 21, 2019George Orwell’s Toy Story
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June 21, 2019List: 4 High-Waisted Swimsuits That Say “My Belly Button Is a Prize Only My Husband Can Gaze Upon”