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All posts tagged
philosophers
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May 19, 2010Socrates and Glaucon on the Home Shopping Network
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May 3, 2010Famous Philosophers and How They Were First Discovered
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January 15, 2010Nietzsche’s Angel Food Cake
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August 6, 2009Philosopher Finishing Moves
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November 14, 2008Noted Post-Marxist Sociologist, Philosopher, and Cultural Critic Slavoj Žižek Welcomes You to the Gym
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August 26, 2008Plato’s Allegory of the Cave, as Explained by Popeye to Bluto
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August 13, 2008Jean-Paul Sartre’s Script for Without a Trace
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May 11, 2007Thomas Hobbes’s “State of Nature” Adjectives That Befit My Hangover
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January 25, 2007Jean Paul Sartre, 911 Operator
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December 14, 2004Sestina: The Jean Paul Sartre Sestina
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May 8, 2025Chekhov’s Gun, Applied to Motherhood
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