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All posts tagged
philosophers
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August 12, 2019Karl Marx Visits the Cheesecake Factory
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January 12, 2018Existentialist Philosopher or Tenth Grade Student Just Informed They Can No Longer Bring Their Phone to My Class?
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January 4, 2018Items that Philosophers Presume Are for Sale in Metaphysical Supplies Shoppes
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October 26, 2017Extract from Plato’s Republic: On That Which is Correct Politically
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August 1, 2017Thank You for Calling the Philosophy Helpline
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July 24, 2017Ten Popular Songs That Would Have Been Different Had They Been Co-Written With Influential Thinkers From History
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January 9, 2017Simone de Beauvoir: SAT Tutor
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April 8, 2016Pascal’s Other Wagers
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March 4, 2015Michel Foucault Complains to His Building’s Super
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February 27, 2015Existentialist Quotes for Social Media Platforms
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 29, 2025Don’t Worry, We Were Prepared for Our Policies to Be Extremely Unpopular, Because They Are Very, Very Bad
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May 8, 2025Chekhov’s Gun, Applied to Motherhood
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May 8, 2025An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter is a Tragedy
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May 7, 2025The Bells of Trader Joe’s: A Quick Reference Guide for Front-End Crew Members