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All posts tagged
philosophy
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November 28, 2018The Lady Hero’s Journey
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July 11, 2018List: Philosophically Legitimate Excuses for Plagiarizing Philosophy Papers
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June 8, 2018List: Friedrich Nietzsche or Janelle Monáe?
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January 12, 2018List: Existentialist Philosopher or Tenth Grade Student Just Informed They Can No Longer Bring Their Phone to My Class?
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January 4, 2018List: Items that Philosophers Presume Are for Sale in Metaphysical Supplies Shoppes
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November 7, 2017On Coming Out as a Philosophy Major to Your Parents
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October 26, 2017Extract from Plato’s
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September 7, 2017List: Nietzsche’s Google Search History
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August 7, 2017List: The Isms as Explained by The Beatles
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August 1, 2017Thank You for Calling the Philosophy Helpline
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 24, 2019Rules of Improv While Playing With Toddlers
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May 24, 2019List: “Life Is a Rollercoaster”: Other Life-Themed Amusement Park Rides
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May 24, 2019Why Superman Sucks
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell