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All posts tagged
pickup-lines
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September 30, 2019Famous Philosophers’ Pick-Up Lines
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August 3, 2018Pickup Lines for Hetero Cis Males to Use in Today’s Health-Conscious World
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April 30, 2014Yes Girl, I’m a Yupster
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October 2, 2013A Post Gender Normative Woman Tries to Pick Up a Man at a Bar
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August 9, 2011Ineffective Pick-Up Lines for the Modern Internet Persona
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July 21, 2011A Post Gender Normative Man Tries to Pick Up a Woman at a Bar
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June 27, 2008Pickup Lines to Use While Moving
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October 8, 2007The Neurotic Pickup Artist
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March 9, 2007Perhaps My Pickup Lines Need Work
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May 27, 2005Pickup Lines: The First Drafts
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August 24, 2020Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine
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November 11, 2020Say “Megan Follows Is the Best Anne of Green Gables” or I’ll Beat the Living Shit Out of You
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November 18, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 995 -
November 12, 2020Meet Olivia! The COVID-19-Era American Girl Doll
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November 23, 2020Congratulations to Ourselves on Defeating the Pandemic from the College’s Associate Vice President of Self-Congratulation
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November 23, 202033 Everyday Tasks That Are Easier with a Penis
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November 23, 2020Dan Kennedy Solves Your Storytelling Problems: Episode 2
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November 23, 2020Ernie’s Kitchen Has New Ownership, a New Menu, and Is Now a Luxury Condominium Complex