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All posts tagged
pickup-lines
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September 30, 2019Famous Philosophers’ Pick-Up Lines
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August 3, 2018Pickup Lines for Hetero Cis Males to Use in Today’s Health-Conscious World
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April 30, 2014Yes Girl, I’m a Yupster
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October 2, 2013A Post Gender Normative Woman Tries to Pick Up a Man at a Bar
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August 9, 2011Ineffective Pick-Up Lines for the Modern Internet Persona
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July 21, 2011A Post Gender Normative Man Tries to Pick Up a Woman at a Bar
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June 27, 2008Pickup Lines to Use While Moving
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October 8, 2007The Neurotic Pickup Artist
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March 9, 2007Perhaps My Pickup Lines Need Work
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May 27, 2005Pickup Lines: The First Drafts
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 10, 2021An Update from Your Three-Year-Old’s Montessori Educator, Translated for Parents Who Endured a Traditional Public School Education
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days