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All posts tagged
pickup-lines
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September 30, 2019Famous Philosophers’ Pick-Up Lines
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August 3, 2018Pickup Lines for Hetero Cis Males to Use in Today’s Health-Conscious World
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April 30, 2014Yes Girl, I’m a Yupster
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October 2, 2013A Post Gender Normative Woman Tries to Pick Up a Man at a Bar
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August 9, 2011Ineffective Pick-Up Lines for the Modern Internet Persona
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July 21, 2011A Post Gender Normative Man Tries to Pick Up a Woman at a Bar
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June 27, 2008Pickup Lines to Use While Moving
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October 8, 2007The Neurotic Pickup Artist
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March 9, 2007Perhaps My Pickup Lines Need Work
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May 27, 2005Pickup Lines: The First Drafts
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director
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January 20, 2020Today We Honor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., a Great Man Who Stood For Everything That I, a Political Conservative, Oppose