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All posts tagged
pickup-lines
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August 3, 2018Pickup Lines for Hetero Cis Males to Use in Today’s Health-Conscious World
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April 30, 2014Monologue: Yes Girl, I’m a Yupster
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October 2, 2013A Post Gender Normative Woman Tries to Pick Up a Man at a Bar
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August 9, 2011List: Ineffective Pick-Up Lines for the Modern Internet Persona
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July 21, 2011A Post Gender Normative Man Tries to Pick Up a Woman at a Bar
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June 27, 2008List: Pickup Lines to Use While Moving
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October 8, 2007The Neurotic Pickup Artist
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March 9, 2007Perhaps My Pickup Lines Need Work
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May 27, 2005List: Pickup Lines: The First Drafts
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May 20, 2005List: Pickup Lines Used by Mario
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546