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police-blotters

February 11, 2016

Crime Reports of Classic 1990s Comedies

by Rodney Uhler
May 19, 2011

Pop Music Police Blotter

by John Bobey
November 6, 2009

The Police Blotter Shakespeare

by Burke Hilsabeck
October 15, 2002

Actual Security Incidents at Queen’s University

by Neil Pasricha
August 11, 1999

Police Report, Western Wisconsin.

by Jeff Johnson
July 1, 1999

Once Their Tools Were Stolen, Other Things Happened

by Jeff Johnson

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April 21, 2025

Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope

by Eli Grober
April 25, 2025

This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person

by Lia Woodward and Leah Folta
April 17, 2025

1925 or 2025?

by Carlos Greaves
April 9, 2025

US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028

by Andrew Marshall

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April 30, 2025

Our University Is Replacing DEI with Vibes and Vaguely Diverse Stock Photos

by Carla M. Lopez
April 30, 2025

This Bank Robbery Is a Safe Space

by Ash Diggs and Jennie Egerdie
April 29, 2025

Don’t Worry, We Were Prepared for Our Policies to Be Extremely Unpopular, Because They Are Very, Very Bad

by Ginny Hogan
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We’re the Pro-Family Party; We’re Also Deporting Families

by Carlos Greaves