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presidents
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May 19, 2009List: Presidents Who Could Also Be Strippers
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January 5, 2009White House Staff Memo Regarding the Transition on January 20
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November 9, 2007A Presidential Campaign Speech That Will Help You Sweep the Popular Vote
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August 6, 2007Why There Will Never Be A Lactose Intolerant President
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April 23, 2007Brian Barton, 24 Year Old Pothead, Writes To Presidents Bush And Ahmadinejad
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April 18, 2007Pros And Cons Of The Top 20 Democratic Presidential Candidates
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April 11, 2007List: Alternate Titles to Barack Obama’s Book The Audacity of Hope If It Had Been Written by President Bush
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October 5, 2006How to Trip the President
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October 12, 2005List: The Names of the President and the Members of the Presidential Cabinet According to the Etymological Backgrounds of Their First and Last Names, and of Their Middle Names When Available
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November 18, 2004List: 56 Uncommon Baby Names for Boys, Culled From the Index of Volume 3 of Master of the Senate, Robert Caro’s Biography of Lyndon Johnson
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”
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October 19, 2018Stoning Our Neighbors to Death Makes the Corn Grow High, and Elitist Liberals Should Stop Attacking This Traditional Value
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October 19, 2018Animals Got Problems: Everyone Is Exhausting
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October 19, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Levelers and Sharpeners
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October 19, 2018Letter of Recommendation for a Basic Male MFA Applicant