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All posts tagged
presidents
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May 19, 2009Presidents Who Could Also Be Strippers
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January 5, 2009White House Staff Memo Regarding the Transition on January 20
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November 9, 2007A Presidential Campaign Speech That Will Help You Sweep the Popular Vote
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August 6, 2007Why There Will Never Be A Lactose Intolerant President
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April 23, 2007Brian Barton, 24 Year Old Pothead, Writes To Presidents Bush And Ahmadinejad
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April 18, 2007Pros And Cons Of The Top 20 Democratic Presidential Candidates
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April 11, 2007Alternate Titles to Barack Obama’s Book The Audacity of Hope If It Had Been Written by President Bush
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October 6, 2006How to Trip the President
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October 12, 2005The Names of the President and the Members of the Presidential Cabinet According to the Etymological Backgrounds of Their First and Last Names, and of Their Middle Names When Available
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November 18, 200456 Uncommon Baby Names for Boys, Culled From the Index of Volume 3 of Master of the Senate, Robert Caro’s Biography of Lyndon Johnson
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian