Presidents Who Could Also Be Strippers

Song Titles by Judas Priest, Modified to Reflect an Alternate Reality in Which the Band is Obsessed with Members of President Jimmy Carter’s Cabinet and the 1985 American League Eastern Division Champion Toronto Blue Jays

Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Is it OK to Dunk On the President?

The Names of the President and the Members of the Presidential Cabinet According to the Etymological Backgrounds of Their First and Last Names, and of Their Middle Names When Available

Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Strippers, while tantalizing, can rarely provide comfort—pretty looking but empty inside.”

Our University Is Replacing DEI with Vibes and Vaguely Diverse Stock Photos

This Bank Robbery Is a Safe Space

Don’t Worry, We Were Prepared for Our Policies to Be Extremely Unpopular, Because They Are Very, Very Bad

We’re the Pro-Family Party; We’re Also Deporting Families