My buddy, Dave, shares some hard-learned lessons from his years spent in the company of girls named after luxury cars (Mercedes) and Cardinal virtues (Chastity). Also, a mnemonic for the title sponsors of the Holiday Bowl since its inception (Sea World, Thrifty Car Rental, Plymouth, Culligan, Pacific Life, Bridgepoint Education Inc).
January 5, 2012
“Strippers, while tantalizing, can rarely provide comfort—pretty looking but empty inside.”
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