“Strippers, while tantalizing, can rarely provide comfort—pretty looking but empty inside.”

My buddy, Dave, shares some hard-learned lessons from his years spent in the company of girls named after luxury cars (Mercedes) and Cardinal virtues (Chastity). Also, a mnemonic for the title sponsors of the Holiday Bowl since its inception (Sea World, Thrifty Car Rental, Plymouth, Culligan, Pacific Life, Bridgepoint Education Inc).