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All posts tagged
college-football
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June 25, 2014Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Take It Easy and Only Work a Hundred Hours This Week: A Review of How Good Do You Want to Be? by Nick Saban
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January 13, 2012It’s All Greek to Me: A Column on Sororities in the South: The Grove
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January 5, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Strippers, while tantalizing, can rarely provide comfort—pretty looking but empty inside.”
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June 17, 2010Conference Realignment
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June 14, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: Stop crying. Never cross Stevie Wonder. Muzzle that hurtful, nasty woman: Pelosi. Nuke Moscow. Soooooo overdue. Never trust Malaysian geishas to giggle well. They giggle horribly. After Clinton, this nation didn’t fix itself. I fixed it!
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December 16, 2004Names of University of Oklahoma Football Players, Past and Present, That Sound Like Characters From Dr. Strangelove
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January 7, 2004College A Capella Groups, Sorted by Major College-Football Rivalries
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 11, 2023Welcoming Remarks Made at a Literary Reading, 9/25/01
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September 8, 2023My Saturday Self Versus My Sunday Self
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September 25, 2023Thanks to a Generous Donation, the United States Supreme Court Will Be Renamed the Koch Center for Justice
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September 25, 2023What I’ll Do with the One Week I Can Wear My Sensible Fall Jacket
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 22, 2023Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns