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college-football
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March 18, 2025Despite Massive Cuts to Higher Ed, We Faculty Are Thrilled about Our New Multi-Million-Dollar Football Coach
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January 16, 2025A Pre-Game Pep Talk by a College Football Coach Who Recently Audited a Class on Nietzschean Thought
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June 25, 2014Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Take It Easy and Only Work a Hundred Hours This Week: A Review of How Good Do You Want to Be? by Nick Saban
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January 13, 2012It’s All Greek to Me: A Column on Sororities in the South: The Grove
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January 5, 2012Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Strippers, while tantalizing, can rarely provide comfort—pretty looking but empty inside.”
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June 17, 2010Conference Realignment
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June 14, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: Stop crying. Never cross Stevie Wonder. Muzzle that hurtful, nasty woman: Pelosi. Nuke Moscow. Soooooo overdue. Never trust Malaysian geishas to giggle well. They giggle horribly. After Clinton, this nation didn’t fix itself. I fixed it!
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December 16, 2004Names of University of Oklahoma Football Players, Past and Present, That Sound Like Characters From Dr. Strangelove
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January 7, 2004College A Capella Groups, Sorted by Major College-Football Rivalries
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