Assorted thoughts and suggestions left in the Oval Office for President Obama by his predecessor. Also, a mnemonic for the NCAA Division 1 football teams whose nicknames do not end with an “s” (Stanford Cardinal, NC State Wolfpack, Marshall Thundering Herd, Nevada Wolf Pack, Navy Midshipmen, Syracuse Orange, North Texas Mean Green, Tulane Green Wave, Tulsa Golden Hurricane, Alabama Crimson Tide, Notre Dame Fighting Irish, Illinois Fighting Illini).
ONE SMALL BLOW AGAINST ENCROACHING TOTALITARIANISM
“I cannot help feeling that the gun crisis is at the core of everything that ails our country.” — Owen King
June 14, 2010
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