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football
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February 7, 2017We Have to Accept That the New England Patriots Are Super Bowl Champions
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February 3, 2017What Space-Time is the Super Bowl?
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November 4, 2016Open Letter: An Open Letter to My Office Fantasy Football League On the Occasion of My Suspension
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November 1, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Metal Football
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September 22, 2016List: Things I Love About Fall in New England
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February 5, 2016Weekly NFL Picks: Super Bowl 50, 2015-2016 Season
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January 15, 2016Weekly NFL Picks: Not-So-Special Edition: NFL Playoffs, Divisional Round, 2015-2016 Season
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September 10, 2015List: Things a Non-Football Fan Could Say While Watching a Game That Will Make True Fans Accept You as One of Their Own
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September 5, 2014Monologue: Tennessee Titans’ Head Coach Ken Whisenhunt’s Spirit Animal is a Football
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September 3, 2014Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Very Smiley Football Robot: A Review of Game Changer by Kirk Cousins
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power
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October 17, 2018I’m the Kind of Guy Who Says What He Thinks Even If It’s “Politically Incorrect” and Who Also Happens to Agree With Adolf Hitler On a Few Things
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October 17, 2018List: Trolley Problems That Make You, a Millennial Woman of Color, Wish You Had Two Trolleys
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October 17, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: “Us” and “Them”
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October 17, 2018Everything You Need to Know About Your Public Library’s New Murder Dome