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March 18, 2025Despite Massive Cuts to Higher Ed, We Faculty Are Thrilled about Our New Multi-Million-Dollar Football Coach
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February 7, 2025More Politically Neutral End Zone Slogans for the NFL
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January 16, 2025A Pre-Game Pep Talk by a College Football Coach Who Recently Audited a Class on Nietzschean Thought
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August 12, 2024NFL Players Look Ahead to the Upcoming Fantasy Football Season
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April 16, 2024We Are Not a “School”—We Are a Hospital System with a Football Team
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October 20, 2023A Modern-Day Fan’s Notes
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May 1, 2023Excerpts from My Wilderness Adventure Novel Where It’s a Crucial Plot Point That All the Characters Went to Notre Dame
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October 17, 2022Kafka’s Football Playbook
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October 6, 2022Reviews of New Food: Brach’s Tailgate Candy Corn Mix
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September 9, 2021In This House, We’re an All-American Football Family
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