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All posts tagged
football
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February 4, 2011There Were Multiple Infractions On the Previous Play
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February 3, 2011Words That Could Conceivably Be Used to Describe Both the Super Bowl and a Superb Owl
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December 9, 2010Quote from a 2010 Brett Favre Post-Game Interview, or Last Words of a Dying Celebrity?
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October 27, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Really? You’re cheering for Michael ‘I Murder Animals’ Vick? Get the hell out.”
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June 14, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: Stop crying. Never cross Stevie Wonder. Muzzle that hurtful, nasty woman: Pelosi. Nuke Moscow. Soooooo overdue. Never trust Malaysian geishas to giggle well. They giggle horribly. After Clinton, this nation didn’t fix itself. I fixed it!
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February 5, 2010I Am the Man Who Paints His Entire Head and Face to Resemble the Helmet of His Favorite Football Team
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November 2, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Steroids Ruined Baseball. Lemme at Those Cheaters! [Expletive] A-Rod!”
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October 27, 2009Matt Saracen, Dillon, Texas High School Quarterback, Plays in His First Game Back Since Visiting The Art Institute of Chicago as a Prospective Student
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December 22, 2008Recovered Scenes From the Tragedy Plaxico by William Shakespeare
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October 1, 2008Starting Lineup for the Fantasy Football Team “Last of the Mohicans.”
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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January 27, 2025Executive Order: We Must Stop Everyone from Transitioning, So the President Knows Who to Grope
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February 7, 2025More Politically Neutral End Zone Slogans for the NFL
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February 7, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Martine Syms
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February 6, 2025Spines for Senators Is Now Pitchforks for the People