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All posts tagged
football
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September 10, 2015List: Things a Non-Football Fan Could Say While Watching a Game That Will Make True Fans Accept You as One of Their Own
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September 5, 2014Monologue: Tennessee Titans’ Head Coach Ken Whisenhunt’s Spirit Animal is a Football
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September 3, 2014Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Very Smiley Football Robot: A Review of Game Changer by Kirk Cousins
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June 25, 2014Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Take It Easy and Only Work a Hundred Hours This Week: A Review of How Good Do You Want to Be? by Nick Saban
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March 3, 2014Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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February 13, 2014Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Confetti Rains on the Hugging Coach: A Review of Win Forever by Pete Carroll
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January 31, 2014The Super Bowl: 5 Years From Now
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January 31, 2014Monologue: A Puppy Bowl Coach’s Pre-Game Locker Room Speech
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January 29, 2014My Commitment to Multiculturalism and Inclusiveness is Ruining My Sports Watching
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January 28, 2014Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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