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football
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July 24, 2020A Leaked List of (Entirely Anagrammatic) Proposals for the Washington Football Team’s Name (with Notes from Upper Management)
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September 5, 2019Predictions for Every NFL Team
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March 19, 2019Key Ring Chronicles: NFL Key Ring Collection
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February 1, 2019Are You a Freelancer or a Running Back in the NFL?
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February 7, 2017We Have to Accept That the New England Patriots Are Super Bowl Champions
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February 3, 2017What Space-Time is the Super Bowl?
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November 4, 2016An Open Letter to My Office Fantasy Football League On the Occasion of My Suspension
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November 1, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Metal Football
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September 22, 2016Things I Love About Fall in New England
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February 5, 2016Weekly NFL Picks: Super Bowl 50, 2015-2016 Season
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