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All posts tagged
football
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September 5, 2014Monologue: Tennessee Titans’ Head Coach Ken Whisenhunt’s Spirit Animal is a Football
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September 3, 2014Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Very Smiley Football Robot: A Review of Game Changer by Kirk Cousins
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June 25, 2014Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Take It Easy and Only Work a Hundred Hours This Week: A Review of How Good Do You Want to Be? by Nick Saban
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March 3, 2014Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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February 13, 2014Reviews of Self-Help Books by Professional Athletes: Confetti Rains on the Hugging Coach: A Review of Win Forever by Pete Carroll
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January 31, 2014The Super Bowl: 5 Years From Now
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January 31, 2014Monologue: A Puppy Bowl Coach’s Pre-Game Locker Room Speech
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January 29, 2014My Commitment to Multiculturalism and Inclusiveness is Ruining My Sports Watching
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January 28, 2014Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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October 25, 2013Memos From a Company Run Like the NFL
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause
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May 23, 2019The Thing I Need Most In My Life Right Now Is a Purpose-Driven Paper Towel Brand
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May 23, 2019Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 49: Wrecking My Car, Part I