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All posts tagged
football
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June 5, 2013Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Football mania spread sadism throughout the world.”
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February 1, 2013National Football Literati
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January 18, 2013Ben Greenman’s Graphs About Charts and Charts About Graphs: Graph #30: What We Know About Manti Te’o’s Girlfriend: A Timeline
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October 17, 2012The 49ers: Oral Histories of Americans Facing 50: #55: Brian Hansen
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September 5, 2012American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Curb Chinese Currency Manipulation by Passing to Brandon Marshall
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August 15, 2012Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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January 5, 2012American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: The Bears Fired Jerry Angelo, But Is It Enough to Save the Economy?
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November 2, 2011American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Reduce Unemployment By Running the Ball
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October 14, 2011American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Curb Chinese Currency Manipulation by Benching Jay Cutler
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February 4, 2011There Were Multiple Infractions On the Previous Play
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 49: Wrecking My Car, Part I