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All posts tagged
football
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October 19, 2007Exotic Blitzes
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June 7, 2007Bo Jackson Announces His Intention to Rush for Over 500 Yards in a Single Game in Tecmo Bowl
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January 23, 2007A Football Halftime Pep Talk Given By Someone Who Knows Nothing About Football—Namely, Me
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January 15, 2007On Third And Long, Philadelphia Eagles Defensive Coordinator Jim Johnson Dials Up “Exotic” Blitz Packages
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March 15, 2006Linebackers Who Are Twice as Good as Mike Singletary
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December 20, 2005Taking Your Wild Boar to Giants Stadium
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March 4, 2005Current Football Players If They Decided to Spell Their Last Name Like Brett Favre
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February 9, 2005NFL Mascots That Could Not Actually Wear A Football Helmet Without Suffocating
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February 4, 2005Super Bowl Lore
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December 16, 2004Names of University of Oklahoma Football Players, Past and Present, That Sound Like Characters From Dr. Strangelove
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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July 26, 2024We Went Ahead and Made an AI Olympian