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All posts tagged
football
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September 5, 2012American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Curb Chinese Currency Manipulation by Passing to Brandon Marshall
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August 15, 2012Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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January 5, 2012American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: The Bears Fired Jerry Angelo, But Is It Enough to Save the Economy?
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November 2, 2011American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Reduce Unemployment By Running the Ball
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October 14, 2011American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Curb Chinese Currency Manipulation by Benching Jay Cutler
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February 4, 2011There Were Multiple Infractions On the Previous Play
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February 3, 2011Words That Could Conceivably Be Used to Describe Both the Super Bowl and a Superb Owl
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December 9, 2010Quote from a 2010 Brett Favre Post-Game Interview, or Last Words of a Dying Celebrity?
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October 27, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Really? You’re cheering for Michael ‘I Murder Animals’ Vick? Get the hell out.”
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June 14, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: Stop crying. Never cross Stevie Wonder. Muzzle that hurtful, nasty woman: Pelosi. Nuke Moscow. Soooooo overdue. Never trust Malaysian geishas to giggle well. They giggle horribly. After Clinton, this nation didn’t fix itself. I fixed it!
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