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All posts tagged
football
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January 18, 2013Ben Greenman’s Graphs About Charts and Charts About Graphs: Graph #30: What We Know About Manti Te’o’s Girlfriend: A Timeline
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October 17, 2012The 49ers: Oral Histories of Americans Facing 50: #55: Brian Hansen
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September 5, 2012American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Curb Chinese Currency Manipulation by Passing to Brandon Marshall
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August 15, 2012Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 37: Scrimmage
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January 5, 2012American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: The Bears Fired Jerry Angelo, But Is It Enough to Save the Economy?
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November 2, 2011American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Reduce Unemployment By Running the Ball
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October 14, 2011American Policy Suggestions from a Chicago Sports Fan: Curb Chinese Currency Manipulation by Benching Jay Cutler
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February 4, 2011There Were Multiple Infractions On the Previous Play
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February 3, 2011Words That Could Conceivably Be Used to Describe Both the Super Bowl and a Superb Owl
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December 9, 2010Quote from a 2010 Brett Favre Post-Game Interview, or Last Words of a Dying Celebrity?
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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