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    Current Football Players If They Decided to Spell Their Last Name Like Brett Favre
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    NFL Mascots That Could Not Actually Wear A Football Helmet Without Suffocating
    by Sarah Walter
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    Super Bowl Lore
    by Adam Underhill
  • December 16, 2004
    Names of University of Oklahoma Football Players, Past and Present, That Sound Like Characters From Dr. Strangelove
    by Wampus Reynolds
  • November 18, 2004
    I Lack the Physical Ability to Be in the NFL but I More Than Make Up for It With My Innovation in the Area of Touchdown Celebrations
    by Peter Haas
  • October 20, 2004
    An Open Letter to the Enormous Bruise on My Upper Right Arm, Kind of Near the Bicep, That I Acquired Last Weekend While Playing Football
    by Annette Janik
  • January 31, 2004
    Weekly NFL Picks: 2003-2004 Picks
    by Jeff Johnson
  • January 7, 2004
    College A Capella Groups, Sorted by Major College-Football Rivalries
    by Patrick W. Gavin
  • July 16, 2003
    Things That Will Eventually Lead to the Demise of Rush Limbaugh, NFL Analyst
    by Jason DeBoer
  • January 31, 2003
    Weekly NFL Picks: 2002-2003 Picks
    by Jeff Johnson
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