The unfortunate conclusion of a recent “football date” and a mnemonic for the starting lineup of my fantasy team. (Rivers, Young, Collie, Floyd, Moss, Indianapolis, Mathews, (Adam) Vinatieri, Gronkowski, Turner, Hightower, Ochocinco.)
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