The unfortunate conclusion of a recent “football date” and a mnemonic for the starting lineup of my fantasy team. (Rivers, Young, Collie, Floyd, Moss, Indianapolis, Mathews, (Adam) Vinatieri, Gronkowski, Turner, Hightower, Ochocinco.)
October 27, 2010
“Really? You’re cheering for Michael ‘I Murder Animals’ Vick? Get the hell out.”
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