The unfortunate conclusion of a recent “football date” and a mnemonic for the starting lineup of my fantasy team. (Rivers, Young, Collie, Floyd, Moss, Indianapolis, Mathews, (Adam) Vinatieri, Gronkowski, Turner, Hightower, Ochocinco.)
ONE SMALL BLOW AGAINST ENCROACHING TOTALITARIANISM
“I cannot help feeling that the gun crisis is at the core of everything that ails our country.” — Owen King
October 27, 2010
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