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All posts tagged
presidents
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March 14, 2019I Want a President I Can Drink a Beer With
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April 18, 2018The First Female President
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February 10, 2017My Signed Comedy LPs: One Comedy Nerd’s Obsessive Journey: Our Wedding Album or The Great Society Affair by Kenny Solms & Gail Parent
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January 4, 2017Monologue: President Obama’s Final Weekly Address
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November 17, 2016Look, All I’m Saying Is Let’s At Least Give Nyarlathotep a Chance
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April 11, 2016Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Who Am I Forgetting?
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February 15, 2016Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Which Presidential Site Should I Visit?
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January 12, 2016List: State of The Union Talking Points That Were Cut for Time
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September 8, 2015List: Lesser-Known Presidential Pardons
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June 4, 2015List: Tips for Female Presidential Hopefuls
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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March 19, 2014Kafka’s Joke Book
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July 12, 2019The Things They Carried to the Jersey Shore