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February 19, 2024Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: What Makes for the Best Presidential Legacy?
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February 19, 2024If Presidents Had Real Housewives–Style Catchphrases
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November 3, 2023Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Who’s in the Presidential Boy Band?
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February 20, 2023It’s Me, Teddy Roosevelt, and by “Man In the Arena” I Didn’t Mean You, Spencer
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February 21, 2022“My Coat, My Choice”: An Op-Ed by President-Elect William Henry Harrison
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February 18, 2022I’m Abraham Lincoln and I Beg of You, Please Commemorate My Birthday with Mattress Sales
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February 15, 2021Cardi B’s “White-Ass Presidents”
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February 17, 202017 Timeless Presidential Quotes About Your Bathroom Renovation
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March 14, 2019I Want a President I Can Drink a Beer With
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February 19, 2019Listen Up, Other Holidays, It’s Me, Presidents Day
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