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All posts tagged
progressives
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February 28, 2020Mike Bloomberg Can Win This Election!
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December 16, 2019What Jeremy Corbyn’s Defeat Means For the Democrats, By an American Journalist Who Has Never Been to the UK
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December 11, 2019How I Describe Progressive Issues I Support When Visiting My Republican Family for the Holidays
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November 25, 2019How to Survive Thanksgiving With Your Not-Quite-Leftist-Enough Family
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October 22, 2019Progressives Need to Reconsider Their Approach If They Want Their Concerns to Be Dismissed Seriously
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August 16, 2019Dungeons & Dragons Rules for Progressives
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July 18, 2019A Typical Phone Call to My Congressional Representative, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
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March 13, 2019This Candidate Seems Progressive, But Is Their Name Bernie Enough?
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February 11, 20198 Tips for Electing the First Woman President
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January 28, 2019I Am So Progressive That I Am Already Preparing My 2020 Protest Vote For Donald Trump
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 19, 2025I Gave a Thousand Typewriters to a Thousand Monkeys, but Instead of Hamlet, They Just Keep Writing Sylvia Plath’s The Bell Jar
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February 18, 2025Thanks to Our New Efficiency Czar, the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Is Saving More Money Than Ever
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February 18, 2025We Are Ending Our DEI Program at Four Loko
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February 18, 2025It’s a Snow Day, Welcome to Hell