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All posts tagged
publishing
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February 19, 2019Rihanna’s “Bitch Better Have My Money,” Expanded for Freelancers
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January 31, 2019What Not to Say to a Laid-Off Journalist
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January 16, 2019How to Be a Better Teacher-Person Through Apathy: An Excerpt from John Minichillo’s New Book, The Last Workshop
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January 3, 2019So You Got a Book Deal Bingo
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December 18, 2018You Had Mail
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October 25, 2018Every Panel Discussion On the Future of Local News
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July 5, 2018Did You Know That I Have a Book Coming Out?
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March 22, 2018I Cannot Recommend My Former Coworker Bartleby for Your Scrivening Position
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February 6, 2018Reality Show Pitches for Your Literary Friend Who Claims to Be Unable to Relate to Reality TV
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January 18, 2018We’re Changing the News Feed So You See More Posts From People Who Suck
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell
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May 23, 2019List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause
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May 23, 2019
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May 23, 2019The Thing I Need Most In My Life Right Now Is a Purpose-Driven Paper Towel Brand