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All posts tagged
publishing
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February 19, 2019Rihanna’s “Bitch Better Have My Money,” Expanded for Freelancers
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January 31, 2019What Not to Say to a Laid-Off Journalist
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January 16, 2019How to Be a Better Teacher-Person Through Apathy: An Excerpt from John Minichillo’s New Book, The Last Workshop
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January 3, 2019So You Got a Book Deal Bingo
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December 18, 2018You Had Mail
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October 25, 2018Every Panel Discussion On the Future of Local News
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July 5, 2018Did You Know That I Have a Book Coming Out?
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March 22, 2018I Cannot Recommend My Former Coworker Bartleby for Your Scrivening Position
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February 6, 2018Reality Show Pitches for Your Literary Friend Who Claims to Be Unable to Relate to Reality TV
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January 18, 2018We’re Changing the News Feed So You See More Posts From People Who Suck
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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March 19, 2014Kafka’s Joke Book
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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July 15, 2019List: A Nervous Breakdown as Captured In a Series of Author Biographies
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July 15, 2019It’s Time for Us Republicans to Reject Trump’s Blatant Bigotry and Return to Good Old Fashioned Dog-Whistle Race-Baiting
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July 12, 2019The Things They Carried to the Jersey Shore