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May 9, 2016I Don’t Have This Job: I Am a Pumpkin Carving Instructor
October 30, 2014A Fun Pumpkin Carving Tutorial!
November 12, 2010Open Letters: An Open Letter to Pumpkin-Flavored Seasonal Treats
October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
October 25, 2004McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: The Great Pumpkin