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All posts tagged
pumpkins
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May 9, 2016I Don’t Have This Job: I Am a Pumpkin Carving Instructor
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October 30, 2014A Fun Pumpkin Carving Tutorial!
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November 12, 2010Open Letters: An Open Letter to Pumpkin-Flavored Seasonal Treats
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 25, 2004McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: The Great Pumpkin
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?