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All posts tagged
pumpkins
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May 9, 2016I Don’t Have This Job: I Am a Pumpkin Carving Instructor
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October 30, 2014A Fun Pumpkin Carving Tutorial!
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November 12, 2010An Open Letter to Pumpkin-Flavored Seasonal Treats
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October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 25, 2004McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: The Great Pumpkin
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October 23, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 944 -
October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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May 18, 2020I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging
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October 20, 2020Ten Legitimate Reasons to Pull Out Your Dick On a Zoom Call
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October 23, 2020Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One That Had Better Be the Last One
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October 23, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 944
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October 23, 2020Cutting Edge Reforms for the Supreme Court
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October 23, 2020
For the Voter Who Can’t Decide Between Joe Biden and a Third-Party Candidate Who Much More Accurately Represents Their Values and Desires for This Country and the World