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pumpkins
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October 11, 2024Brutally Honest Instructions for Visiting a Pumpkin Patch
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 24, 2023For Your Crimes, You Have Been Sentenced to Unpaid Labor at a Pumpkin Patch
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May 9, 2016I Don’t Have This Job: I Am a Pumpkin Carving Instructor
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October 30, 2014A Fun Pumpkin Carving Tutorial!
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November 12, 2010An Open Letter to Pumpkin-Flavored Seasonal Treats
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October 25, 2004McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: The Great Pumpkin
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