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All posts tagged

pumpkins

September 22, 2022

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
May 9, 2016

I Don’t Have This Job: I Am a Pumpkin Carving Instructor

by Joslyn Sklar and Justin Sklar
October 30, 2014

A Fun Pumpkin Carving Tutorial!

by Andrew Cushing
November 12, 2010

An Open Letter to Pumpkin-Flavored Seasonal Treats

by Ilana Gordon
October 25, 2004

McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: The Great Pumpkin

by Norm Augustinus

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May 25, 2023

A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician

by Ashley Ingle
May 18, 2023

HBO’s Sensitivity Reading for Entourage

by Max Davison
May 19, 2023

You’re Going to Love Camping, According to Me, Your Outdoorsy Friend

by Emily Kling
May 18, 2023

Cat Food Flavors Made by Cats

by Tori Multon

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June 2, 2023

How to Find Your Size in Blue Jeans

by Tori Multon
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Our Seventh-Grade Band Concert Tickets Are Now for Sale on Live Nation

by Jonathan Weisberg
June 1, 2023

You Think I’ll Buy That Just Because It’s Pride-Themed? Because You’re Right

by Jus Kaplan
June 1, 2023

An Open Letter to My Breasts on Their Working Conditions and Recent Complaints of “Burnout”

by Alice M. Phillips