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All posts tagged
pumpkins
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September 22, 2022It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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May 9, 2016I Don’t Have This Job: I Am a Pumpkin Carving Instructor
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October 30, 2014A Fun Pumpkin Carving Tutorial!
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November 12, 2010An Open Letter to Pumpkin-Flavored Seasonal Treats
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October 25, 2004McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: The Great Pumpkin
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types
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February 3, 2023Our New AP African-American Studies Course Will Cover Black History from January 1996 to December 1996
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February 3, 2023FAQ: Is My Child Eating Enough Pirate’s Booty?
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February 2, 2023Two People Who Don’t Have Cable TV Talk About How They Don’t Have Cable TV, and How Great That Makes Them
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February 2, 2023Elden Ring or Tenure-Track Professor?