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All posts tagged

pumpkins

May 9, 2016

I Don’t Have This Job: I Am a Pumpkin Carving Instructor

by Joslyn Sklar and Justin Sklar
October 30, 2014

A Fun Pumpkin Carving Tutorial!

by Andrew Cushing
November 12, 2010

An Open Letter to Pumpkin-Flavored Seasonal Treats

by Ilana Gordon
October 9, 2009

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
October 25, 2004

McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: The Great Pumpkin

by Norm Augustinus

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July 13, 2021

Nobody Wants to Be a Serf Anymore

by Andrew Singleton
July 14, 2021

Dear HR: What Skin Color Emoji Am I Supposed to Use?

by Zoe Sadozai Malik
July 8, 2021

My Typical Day on Unemployment

by Kathleen O’Mara
June 17, 2021

What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today

by Talia Argondezzi and Jared Bilski

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July 23, 2021

Summer in New York in an Increasingly Hot Climate Is Not a Good Enough Reason to Bare Your Shoulders in Public

by Bobbie Armstrong
July 23, 2021

Six Ways You Have Utterly Failed Your Child, According to a Pediatric Dentist

by Matt Butner
July 23, 2021

An Open Letter to the #OWNVOICES Movement

by Aparna Kapur
July 22, 2021

Apologies Women Need to Make (Sorry, It’s True!)

by Rachel Reyes