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All posts tagged

pumpkins

May 9, 2016

I Don’t Have This Job: I Am a Pumpkin Carving Instructor

JOSLYN SKLAR and JUSTIN SKLAR
October 30, 2014

A Fun Pumpkin Carving Tutorial!

ANDREW CUSHING
November 12, 2010

Open Letter: An Open Letter to Pumpkin-Flavored Seasonal Treats

ILANA PLEN
October 20, 2009

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

COLIN NISSAN
October 25, 2004

McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: The Great Pumpkin

NORM AUGUSTINUS

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August 8, 2018

The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial

MEG ELISON
November 12, 2015

Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids

JORY JOHN
August 15, 2018

List: Table of Contents From Sorry, You’re Kind of Fucked: The Only Child’s Survival Guide

CATHARINE OGLETREE
August 14, 2018

List: Other Transportation Metaphors Besides “Helicopter Parent”

TOM RUSSELL and WENDI AARONS

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August 21, 2018

The First Paragraphs of “It Girl” Articles Throughout History

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GARY M. ALMETER
August 21, 2018

I Am the Universe, and Humans Are Correctly Interpreting My Signs

GINNY HOGAN
August 21, 2018

Key Ring Chronicles: Hagrid Figurine

LISA KANAREK