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All posts tagged

pumpkins

September 23, 2019

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
May 9, 2016

I Don’t Have This Job: I Am a Pumpkin Carving Instructor

by Joslyn Sklar and Justin Sklar
October 30, 2014

A Fun Pumpkin Carving Tutorial!

by Andrew Cushing
November 12, 2010

An Open Letter to Pumpkin-Flavored Seasonal Treats

by Ilana Gordon
October 25, 2004

McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: The Great Pumpkin

by Norm Augustinus

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November 5, 2019

If You Call Me a “Boomer” You Are Committing a Hate Crime

by Bob Vulfov
November 13, 2019

I Don’t Know WHO to Believe In This Impeachment Hearing

by Devorah Blachor
November 6, 2019

My 11-Month-Old Baby’s HR Discrimination Complaint

by Shannon J. Curtin
November 8, 2019

From One Parent to Another: Thank You, T.I.

by Emily Flake

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by Ada Wofford
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by Jessica M. Goldstein