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pumpkins

May 9, 2016

I Don’t Have This Job: I Am a Pumpkin Carving Instructor

by Joslyn Sklar and Justin Sklar
October 30, 2014

A Fun Pumpkin Carving Tutorial!

by Andrew Cushing
November 12, 2010

Open Letter: An Open Letter to Pumpkin-Flavored Seasonal Treats

by Ilana Gordon
October 20, 2009

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
October 25, 2004

McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: The Great Pumpkin

by Norm Augustinus

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March 18, 2019

A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal

by Jessica M. Goldstein
March 5, 2019

I Support Strong Women of Color Unless They Are Politically to My Left

by Matthew Brian Cohen
March 13, 2019

In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft

by Micah Osler
April 11, 2017

Anything Men Can Do I Can Do Bleeding

by Madeleine Trebenski

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March 20, 2019

List: How to Take a Compliment In the Midwest

by Janelle Blasdel
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If They Discovered Racially Charged Ions In the Hadron Collider

by Ashwin Rodrigues
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A Review of the Classic Video Game, Toddler Bedtime

by Emma Brewer
March 19, 2019

List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs

by Gitanjali Bhattacharjee