All posts tagged
pumpkins
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November 12, 2010Open Letter: An Open Letter to Pumpkin-Flavored Seasonal Treats
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 25, 2004McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: The Great Pumpkin
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October 30, 2014A Fun Pumpkin Carving Tutorial!
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May 9, 2016I Don’t Have This Job: I Am a Pumpkin Carving Instructor
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August 17, 2017As Your Doctor, I Am Protesting the Removal of Your Tumor Because I Don’t Want to Erase Your Medical History
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August 3, 2017And God Created Millennial Earth
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August 9, 2017I’m a Google Manufacturing Robot and I Believe Humans Are Biologically Unfit to Have Jobs in Tech
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July 31, 2017Please Forgive Us at Blue Apron for This Week’s Meals. We’ve Been Having a Tough Time Lately
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August 18, 2017I Mean, I Can’t Even With This Solar Eclipse
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August 18, 2017The Alt-Left’s Radical Agenda
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August 18, 2017Monologue: I’m Ivanka Trump, and I Cannot Believe You Fucking Morons Keep Falling for My Bullshit
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August 18, 2017List: 7 Outfits That Will Tell Your Therapist How You Really Feel