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All posts tagged
quotes
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October 18, 2016Famous Inspirational Quotes Rewritten for Real Life
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August 19, 2014Famous Inspirational Quotes Take Naps
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December 8, 2011Quotes From My TED Talk
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February 10, 2010Famous Quotes from Shakespeare Altered to Describe My Everyday Life
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January 5, 2005A List of Actual Quotes Taken From the Directions and Mission Statements of Organic Products Belonging to My Vegan Roommate
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February 5, 2004Quotes from Either President of the United States George W. Bush or Senator/Chancellor/Emperor Palpatine from the Star Wars Movies
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May 30, 2002Today The Toll Booth Attendant Felt Chatty
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January 28, 2002Quoting My Philosophy Professors Out of Context
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December 10, 2001Actual Pull Quotes from Bob Greene’s Nationally Syndicated Newspaper Column
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June 21, 2001Our Long National Nightmare Is Finally Over.
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