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All posts tagged

resolutions

December 23, 2020

New Year’s Resolutions for Toddlers

by Shannon J. Curtin
January 10, 2020

Maybe This Will Be the Year I Finally Get Around to Continuing Not to Read Ulysses

by Ross Murray
December 31, 2018

A Jane Austen Heroine’s New Year’s Resolutions

by Jacqueline Firkins
January 2, 2018

Amongst the Liberal Elite: Resolutions Among the Liberal Elite

by Elly Lonon
January 11, 2016

Hungover Bear and Friends: Voluntary Grace

by Ali Fitzgerald
December 31, 2014

My New Year’s Internet Resolutions

by Anjali Enjeti
June 26, 2007

Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Cough Syrup

by Dan Liebert
January 4, 2006

New Year’s Resolutions

by Teddy Wayne and Greg Wayne
December 29, 2000

Secret New Year’s Resolutions From Washington

by Jim Ruland

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July 28, 2021

Are You Allowed to Criticize Simone Biles?: A Decision Tree

by Carlos Greaves
July 13, 2021

Nobody Wants to Be a Serf Anymore

by Andrew Singleton
July 28, 2021

More Development Would Ruin Our Neighborhood’s Character and That Character is Systemic Racism

by Devin Wallace
July 29, 2021

With God as My Witness I Will Not Pick the Restaurant

by Joanna Borns

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July 30, 2021

A Retelling of Snow White in Which It’s Clear That the Mirror Meant “Fair” as in “Very Pale”

by Janine Annett
July 30, 2021

As an Indigenous Person, Here Are Some Land Acknowledgments I Hope Never Happen 

by Brian Bahe
July 29, 2021

With God as My Witness I Will Not Pick the Restaurant

by Joanna Borns
July 29, 2021

How to Escape from a Sleeping Baby

by Rachel Hinkel-Wang