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responses
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February 16, 2012Job Interview Responses From a Millennial Liberal Arts Major
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December 7, 2009I Need To Improve My Responses To Hecklers
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June 22, 2009Residents of Avon, Connecticut Respond to the Economic Crisis
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June 19, 2006Gilgamesh, King Of Uruk In Babylonia (2700 B.C.), Responds To Advertising’s Biggest Questions
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February 24, 2006But I’d Really Have To Kill You
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August 5, 2002Actual Responses by My Fourteen-Year-Old Japanese Students to the Prompts “In the Future, I Want to Be…” and “Because…”
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April 22, 2002Students’ Responses to a Quiz on McDonald’s, Presented as Evidence That I Might Not Be Cutting It As an American Culture Teacher at a College in Ningbo, China
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March 13, 2002Call And Response
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July 7, 2001Lines to be Relayed by a Servile Yet Dignified Waiter to an Interesting-Looking Woman in a Public Place
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July 7, 2001Responses from the Lady, To Be Relayed by That Same Servile Yet Dignified Waiter
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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